OMG UPDATE: OMG Becky, look at her butt.

Updated on Wednesday, September 14, 2016


OVERHEARD: Guy to female friends:

"This girl has a sticky note that says "DO suck dick today""


OVERHEARD: At my coop:

Elderly gentleman 1: I have a skype meeting tomorrow, do you know what that means?
Elderly gentleman 2: Skype? I think I use that to talk to the grandkids. 
EG1: Oh so it's a computer thing. How do I get it?
EG2: I'm not sure, call the IT people, they can probably help.
EG1: good idea!


OVERHEARD: Asian girl in SLC: "he's cool and all, but last night I was just like 'whoa, wrong hole buddy!' He's so inexperienced he couldn't tell them apart, it hurt!"


OVERHEARD: Girl in staircase: I love bad bitches that's my fucking problem


OVERHEARD: "Justin got so cheesed when I called him Fiddlesticks"

Updated on Friday, May 6, 2016



"I'm dying here. So much shit to do. Fucking PD1."

Updated on Friday, April 29, 2016



At PAC: "I'm not religious, but I'm going to church after this exam.



I just want to know a lot of girls and she's one of them. What's the problem with that?



One guy said to another guy outside of St.Jeromes:

"You can't tell me to just not freak out. Like WHAT THE FUCK AM I GONNA DO with this arts degree!?!"



At PAC "I've never punched a girl before, but I'd like to try that out"

Updated on Monday, March 28, 2016


OVERHEARD: Guy smoking outside regarding his friend's nipples:
"Look! They're so cold - it's like Frozen, the Sequel!"


OVERHEARD: Girl1: Have you slept with him?
Girl2: ...
Girl1: OMG you fucked him! How? When?
Me: ... *tried to awkwardly stare to make them stop
Girl2: *Proceeds with story.
(3mins later)
Girl1: OMG I should stop eating, I cant stop farting.

Whole time I'm across the table (SLC upstairs), trying to study.

PS: Are most UWaterloo girls so disgusting, or was I just very unfortunate today to witness this revolting strain of females.


Walking up to CIF "I get so dumb when im high ... I can't get high for like 2 days before a mid term."


OVERHEARD: "I hate Engineering they're like honestly the worst."
*I look at her*
"Sorry...if you're in Engineering"
-A girl last term walking through the rock garden


OVERHEARD: Students leaving AL and one guy goes

"Why the f**k do we need to maintain a 70 average to stay in this program"

This guy is def struggling

Updated on Monday, March 7, 2016



"It's very important to develop your oral skills" -- tall brunette talking about her boy problems on the couches in the SLC



Two guys in DP looking at a girl's FB page:

Guy 1: She's so hot, I think I just came
Guy 2: Well fuck me in the ass and call me Sally, how does a girl even get a body like that?
Guy 1: and look at her dog of a boyfriend... 
Guy 2: That makes me sad.



An Engineer talking to his friend in PAS:

"My life is like Rihanna... just work work work work work."

Updated on Monday, February 29, 2016



"SIGH" - DC library during hell week



Two guys behind me in DP:

"Man this midterm is gonna kill me..."
"You and me both bro..."
"Hey you don't think we have to know what root 4 we? Cause that shit's HARD..."



guy 1: how many classes have you missed?
guy 2: I don't know, like 2...3?
*guy 2 looks over at computer screen
*guy 2: oh sht! we're on lecture 11?

Updated on Wednesday, February 17, 2016



"Hey, I am not wearing underwear", a guy says and the girl then looks at the guy's pants.

Updated on Thursday, February 11, 2016



Two girls in ECH:

Watermelons are my favourite.
Are melons fruit?
(After extensive research)
Melons are berries
Oh melons are fruit

Updated on Thursday, February 4, 2016



Waterloo Alumni's in the QNC during exam SZN

"Remember when we were here Bill?"
"Yea I do..."
"It still smells like panic in the air..."



"I didn't know to do the quiz because there wasn't a notification from LEARN"'s week 5. Our class has had weekly quiz since week 1.