OMG UPDATE: OMG Becky, look at her butt.

Updated on Wednesday, October 29, 2014


OVERHEARD: Girl 1: "I think my tampon is like, lost up there."
Girl 2: "What? That can't happen."
Girl 1: "Well, I put it in last night before bed and it was totally gone in the morning and my stomach has been like kind of sore all day so I'm kind of afraid my uterus like ate it or something."
Girl 2: "Did you CHECK your BED to see if it came out in your sleep??"
Girl 1: "...Ohhhhhhh"


"I've never had the booster juice here but IM SO PUMPED. I'm gonna get the kind with all the protein." - Bro in SLC

Updated on Wednesday, October 15, 2014


OVERHEARD: "Laurier has fall reading week?"
"They read?!"


OVERHEARD: Context: Quantum mechanics assignment discussion
"What's your problem?" 
"I can't find the D."

Updated on Saturday, October 11, 2014


OVERHEARD: Some asian girl with a Jake the Dog backpack at Math CnD

Girl: "It's so stupid how smart he is"


OVERHEARD: "OMG remember that time when we had shots of water?!"
-Outside AL


OVERHEARD: "I wanted to be a Mennonite but that wasn't happening" - construction guy by Biology

Updated on Thursday, October 9, 2014


OVERHEARD: "Uh oh, my banana muffin has a raison in it." DP Library


OVERHEARD: "Just talk amongst yourselves while I kill this Furby."

Updated on Monday, October 6, 2014


"A man's relationship with his tinder is a very personal thing"

Updated on Sunday, October 5, 2014


OVERHEARD: Guy and girl studying for some sort of geography test...

Guy: "Where are the Maritimes?"

Girl: "Thats like Alberta and Manitoba and stuff, right?"


OVERHEARD: In front of SLC
"You know you study too much when your mom tells you to stop."

Updated on Monday, September 29, 2014


"Do you know what's my favorite string? It's not the g-string" - MATH239


OVERHEARD: During Laurier's homecoming weekend.
"Where's Waterloo's school spirit?"
"In the DC library..."


SCH Timmies worker: I had strep throat this morning.. I shouldn't even be here


"Did Aristotle believe in ghosts?" - PHIL 224

Updated on Friday, September 19, 2014


OVERHEARD: 30 minutes before the ELPE in DC:

Does spelling count?

Updated on Thursday, September 18, 2014


OVERHEARD: "Is that a linear line?" -ECON 401


OVERHEARD: At work today:

"...we'll wrap the shaft and then go down where we want to go..."


Tax Prof: There are two kinds of people, those who have read LOTR, and those who have not.


"Hey, how goes your assignment?"

Updated on Wednesday, September 17, 2014


OVERHEARD: DC library: "How does this work? I took the Adderall but nobody is giving me more attention"

Updated on Friday, September 12, 2014


Freshman 1: do you know how to write essays? they say we can't do 5 paragraphs anymore.
Freshman 2: yea, it's like.... um.... write thesis.
Freshman 1: yeaaaaa but they say it's like 3 paragraphs not 5 paragraphs? intro and 3 themes and conclusion or something like that. 
Freshman 2: Thesis man Thesis.

Updated on Tuesday, September 9, 2014


A group of friends walking from V1 to REV

Guy "*mumble mumble mumble* Hippy Dance"

Girl "What's a hippy dance?"

Guy "You know?! When you get so high you roll around in the grass!"


OVERHEARD: Walking by the SLC:

"There are only two seasons in Canada, Winter and Construction"