OMG UPDATE: OMG Becky, look at her butt.

Updated on Sunday, November 23, 2014

#1984

OVERHEARD: "Halal meat is the same thing as nornal meat but blessed" Ignorant white girl

#1983

OVERHEARD: "I swear if he wasn't gay I would hate him so much"
- Some girl

#1982

OVERHEARD: In DC cafeteria "she banged 6 guys in one night"
..."this was in grade 10"

#1981

OVERHEARD: "I swear if he wasn't gay I would hate him so much"
- Some girl

#1980

OVERHEARD: Overhead on the second floor of SLC:
"I don't go around pinching my nipples all day!"

Updated on Wednesday, November 19, 2014

#1979

OVERHEARD: "So there's this stupid elective called biomedical ethics and like it's suppose to teach you the ethics of medical things. Like if you kill a doctor is that ethical or not - isn't that so stupid? How would that prepare you for medical school, what a dumb elective"

#thingsYouHearOnTheBus

#1978

OVERHEARD: Girl: Would you like to buy a Samosay?

At an event called "Culture Bash" happening in the SLC- Multi Purpose Room

...I'd say the bashing event was successful

Updated on Monday, November 17, 2014

#1977

OVERHEARD: "I was almost conscripted into the Colombian army"

In SLC by the Imprint office

#1976

OVERHEARD: Can you imagine giving a lap dance to your man in complete silence? What if you're tired and he hears you breathing like a dog?

Updated on Saturday, November 15, 2014

#1975

OVERHEARD: "Chainsaw has all the ambience of a dive bar, but none of the prices"

Updated on Saturday, November 8, 2014

#1974

OVERHEARD: At the bus stop: "I see you in your gym clothes all the time, I figured you went to Laurier.... I'm gonna get so baked when I get home"

Updated on Thursday, November 6, 2014

#1973

OVERHEARD: "... this is why I shouldn't become a professor... This number had been empirically proven to be pulled out of my ass!"

In DWE

#1972

OVERHEARD: Heard in the library cafe.

"I mean we're a great team, we know when to fill each others holes."

#1971

OVERHEARD: Girl 1: "You know, minorities only really come to Canada so that they can get special privileges over white people when the get here."
Girl 2: "Like what?"
Girl 1: "You know what mean, like how natives don't pay any taxes."

#1970

OVERHEARD: "Yeah, a spoonerism is when you flip the first two letters of a words, like 'bucking fitch'."

"Fucking faggot."

#1969

OVERHEARD: You think I'm pale? You should see my dad's thighs.

#1968

OVERHEARD: “If you don’t mind can you push a little harder?”
“Its going to hurt”
“No, no…I totally like that kind of pain”
Unknown Context

#1967

OVERHEARD: "If you fell through a hole to the other side of the earth, wouldn't you get launched like really high from all the momentum?"

"I don't know, ask one of those physics kids, they love useless shit like that."

-two dudes in the arts quad

#1966

OVERHEARD: "You haven't heard of OMG-UW? It's a rag site, but I just can't help but go there, like a dog to it's vomit."

- Someone in G. G. Andres' class

Updated on Monday, November 3, 2014

#1965

OVERHEARD: "My doctor won't give me a STD test until I make an appointment with him to talk about safe sex. I am 23 I think I know how to put in a condom."

#1964

OVERHEARD: Discussing people wearing Halloween costumes around campus.
Guy 1: "I saw this girl dressed as Hogwarts."
Guy 2: "Like...the castle?"

#1963

OVERHEARD: At bomber:

"What are you dressed up as?"
"Shes dressed up as a Korean girl after plastic surgery"
"You don't want to see her before plastic surgery..."

#1962

OVERHEARD: My roommate quaffs vitamins like E at a rave!

"Hay man, you want some vitamin C? It's got echinecea in it too!" -Him at a party on my floor

Updated on Wednesday, October 29, 2014

#1961

OVERHEARD: Girl 1: "I think my tampon is like, lost up there."
Girl 2: "What? That can't happen."
Girl 1: "Well, I put it in last night before bed and it was totally gone in the morning and my stomach has been like kind of sore all day so I'm kind of afraid my uterus like ate it or something."
Girl 2: "Did you CHECK your BED to see if it came out in your sleep??"
Girl 1: "...Ohhhhhhh"

#1960

OVERHEARD:
"I've never had the booster juice here but IM SO PUMPED. I'm gonna get the kind with all the protein." - Bro in SLC