OMG UPDATE: OMG Becky, look at her butt.

Updated on Friday, August 28, 2015


OVERHEARD: "Oh, there was this guy. He was so hot he could melt chickens."


OVERHEARD: The guys at this university aren't in the friendzone. They're in the petzone.


OVERHEARD: "How do you spell Kush again? It's K U S H right?"

Updated on Wednesday, July 15, 2015


OVERHEARD: Girl 1: "He slipped and the tip penetrated my butt. It hurt so much"

Girl 2: "I am so sure he slipped..."


OVERHEARD: Overheard two girls in the UW Store
"Ohh, look. Let's get faculty sweatshirts. "
"Nooo! We don't want them to know we're in Arts!"
"Riiiight. Shit."


To the tune of colours of the wind; "CAN YOU BE FRIENDS WITH ALL THE COLOURS OF THE FACULTIES?"


"I like how we're at the stage in our relationship where we can use coupons on each other"


*in Geospatial Centre at DP*
White guy at comp: "Hey, what's your name?"
Asian guy at comp (beside): "......why?...why do you want to know?"
White guy: "...oh, I'm in your class!"
Asian guy: "Don't talk to me. I don't want to talk now."

Updated on Friday, June 12, 2015


OVERHEARD: "There is a way to do everything in this world - it's all a big trade off. Like you can totally have someone killed or kill them yourself - but you'll go to jail for 25 years. But seriously, 25 years is really worth it."


OVERHEARD: "Wait, do they reign over us?" - some guy standing behind me during the visit of the Dutch King and Queen.


OVERHEARD: Guy in library: My sister is going to the dick museum in Iceland


OVERHEARD: Geo prof: "She made a kicka--... a really great table. Phew, that was a close one!"


OVERHEARD: "Why wear SOCKS when you can wear CROCS?!"

- Some guy in the SLC Tim's


Prof : "I know when you're texting in class because no one looks at their crotch and smiles"


Overheard at Beertown:

Guy: 'I REFUSE to be neutered!'


Girl 1: I'm so fucked. I had a whole week to study for this exam. I'm fucked in the ass, fucked in the vagina, even all up in my mouth.

Girl 2: You know it's not the worst thing in the world.

Girl 1: ..Really. A girl getting gangbanged is not the worst thing -- Can you really say that to a girl getting gangbanged?


As I was walking past Turnkey

"Excessive politeness is Canada's pass time"


Girl 1: Can you kill me?

Girl 2: Girl, if you asked me to, I would shoot you in the face.

Girl 1: Thanks. It really means a lot.


"You should see some of the foreheads walking around .."

Updated on Sunday, April 12, 2015


OVERHEARD: "If a girl with a great butt is going to wear yoga pants and a thong I'm going to pause in my activities and observe it for as long as I damn well please"


Girl: Omg, I just burped and vomited at the same time.


OVERHEARD: Girl 1: Mixed people are so HOT!

Girl 2: But I feel that puts a lot of pressure on mixed people..

Girl 3: Nahh. It's so true. I once actually googled Ugly Mixed Babies. There were none.


OVERHEARD: Brown guy #1: Man I hate Canada, I hate how cold it gets here in the winter.
Brown guy #2: Dude, you were born here.


"And I'm like 'Bitch, no YOUR graph isn't bipartite.' There was an odd cycle of a polyamorous bisexual transexual, you know."


OVERHEARD: (In an ANTH class talking about an extra credit assignment, prof asks one girl to tell the class how it was since she'd already finished it)
Girl: Now you make me sound like a nerd!
Guy in class: Don't be embarrassed of being an intellectual. That's the premise of a totalitarian regime.