OMG UPDATE: OMG Becky, look at her butt.

Updated on Saturday, August 30, 2014

#1934

OVERHEARD: "For the people who view sex so casually, why can't dancing be the same?

People bang without attachments, but suddenly after a few good dances people don't leave you alone.

I just wanna dance, say thank you very much, then peace out."

Updated on Thursday, August 28, 2014

#1933

OVERHEARD: First-year 1: Where is Dana Porter library?
First-year 2: It's in the engineering area.

Good luck on your first year at UW :)

Updated on Tuesday, August 26, 2014

#1932

OVERHEARD: "I mean, she did cocaine as a teen, right? But she said that the worst decision of her life was buying a condo."

Updated on Tuesday, August 19, 2014

#1931

OVERHEARD: Girl: "If you believe in equal rights then men should have the right to hit women too"

No you idiot, nobody has the right to hit anybody!

#1930

OVERHEARD:
Mom and her little kid walking through campus.
Kid: How old were you when you were a kid?

Updated on Friday, August 15, 2014

#1929

OVERHEARD: "Do you go down on the left child, do you go down on the right child, or do you go down on both children?" - CS TA

Updated on Saturday, August 9, 2014

#1928

OVERHEARD: "She asked me to pick up some cream cheese. I don't remember the name. It was something like pedophi.."
"Philadelphia?"
"Yes!!"

#1927

OVERHEARD: "I thought women studies taught you how to cook"

Updated on Tuesday, August 5, 2014

#1926

OVERHEARD: "Guys what's a linked list?"

Updated on Saturday, August 2, 2014

#1925

OVERHEARD: *This guy and I are walking towards each other on a path on campus and a goose stops between us*
*he stops*
*I stop*
he says "You think he's going to be cool?"
*I nod*
*we pass unscathed*

Updated on Thursday, July 31, 2014

#1924

OVERHEARD: Guy 1: Yeah, it turns out the eighth floor men's room of DP is where gays go for stranger-danger.
Guy 2: *stops dead in his tracks, wide-eyed* Man! That explains a LOT. I thought that guy was just fucking with me!
Guy 1: He probably wanted to be!

#1293

OVERHEARD: At PAC:
Guy 1: I lost my gains..
Guy 2: You should check the turnkey desk.

Updated on Monday, July 28, 2014

#1292

OVERHEARD: Some constructions workers..
Guy #1: I just found out my girlfriend was cheating on me man.
Guy #2: Dude, what's her name?
Guy #1: Maria.
Guy #2: Fck, I have to go!

#1291

OVERHEARD: Some girl completely bumped into me with a handful of envelopes on Friday morning and this is word for word what she said to me.
"Sorry, my bad wasn't paying attention!"
"No, it's ok."
"It's such a nice day, I just really want to be at Waterloo Park feeding the llamas right now...I really like llamas..and alpacas"

Updated on Wednesday, July 23, 2014

#1290

OVERHEARD:
Girl : I miss my boyfriend he's always away.
Boy : you mean our boyfriend ?

#1289

OVERHEARD:
Oh come on now, everyone has herpes these days. No big deal.

#1288

OVERHEARD:
At the Eng C&D, an undergrad wasn't able to afford what they got. Before they could put stuff back on the shelf though, a prof behind him in line offers to pay the remaining balance. He says, "It's the least I can do, after all, you're paying my salary."

He then jokingly said that he hoped that this gesture might raise his RateMyProf rating. I pointed out that it was a stupid site that only butthurt students went on and then he wondered on why he didn't have a red hot chili pepper by his name. We consoled him by pointing out that he probably didn't WANT twenty year olds being very attracted to him.

Updated on Friday, July 18, 2014

#1287

OVERHEARD:
"When in doubt, whip it out" is a terrible phrase.

Updated on Monday, July 14, 2014

#1286

OVERHEARD: I stayed up all night but still failed the exam.

Updated on Friday, July 11, 2014

#1285

OVERHEARD:
If this dropped in your car and sat for two days, you wouldn't eat it would you?

#1284

OVERHEARD:
a female staffmember is bothering another in the Bombshelter
Girl 2: Stop eeeet... I willl stab you with a lemon.

Updated on Saturday, June 28, 2014

#1283

OVERHEARD:
Guy 1: How was your weekend
Guy 2: Friday night went really well...but then I woke up on Saturday and realized I took an integral instead of a derivative!

Updated on Monday, June 23, 2014

#1282

OVERHEARD:
"I was born in a Volvo. Heck, I was conceived in a Volvo."
-Guy waiting for bus at DC

Updated on Friday, June 20, 2014

#1281

OVERHEARD: "Economists are always wrong."

- Econ Prof

#1280

OVERHEARD:
Professor: "It's course evaluation today, go easy on my please. Then again, I'm tenured so your opinion means nothing to me. And that is how I stay authentic."