OMG UPDATE: OMG Becky, look at her butt.

Updated on Sunday, March 15, 2015


Girl: "But I don't want him to end up being a missed connection on OMG UW."


OVERHEARD: *Guy in line at SCH Timmies making a phone call*:

Guy: Yo bro. I'm in line at South Campus Hall Timmies right now.....Yeah....No there is no North Campus Hall.


Girl: Ugh it's cold. I need some muffins. Err... earmuffs.


SPCOM 101 Prof: "That [Nicki Minaj] Anaconda thing, I was forced to watch it. I was very disturbed by it."


Very old man in hallway: "Well it's a good thing we didn't have kids eh?"


OVERHEARD: Prof: "How do you turn wheat fields into tanks?"
Student: "Communism"


Walking past the first year engineering office where the ELPE results are posted: "They should make arts students take a standardized math test."

Updated on Tuesday, February 24, 2015


OVERHEARD: Guy: "you eat with your hand, not your asshole" 


OVERHEARD: "If a comma is the thing at the bottom, what's the thing at the top? Oh, an apostrophe? How do you use that?" - Girl in my English Class


OVERHEARD: Standing in SLC Timmies line and two older men from Athletics (seemed like coaches) say "Feds Fusion? More like Feds Confusion. I read their website, they are dumb as hell"


OVERHEARD: "So he was telling me that she had a really hairy asshole. I tried saying like yeah everyone's got some hair in their asshole but he said NO it was like dark and fuzzy."
"But she's so hot."
"I know right?"
-some girls on the tenth floor of DP


OVERHEARD: "He's a drug dealer? Does he do anything else? But how does he do his taxes?"


OVERHEARD: When my laptop is on my lap, I feel like my eggs are cooking in my ovaries.
- Some girl with a laptop.


OVERHEARD: Over heard in V1 shower at 2 AM... "Yeah like, I always pee in the shower! Pools too. Like, if I have to go pee while lifeguarding, I just pee in the pool! Everyone does it!"... p.s. you know exactly who you are if you read this, and you know exactly who I am if you read this. For the love of god, please refrain from peeing in the showers.

Updated on Sunday, February 1, 2015


OVERHEARD: At the Feds Services debate.. "So, I think that if people can donate or pay what they can when they pick up their food from the food bank, that would give the food bank more money"... a clueless VPIN candidate


OVERHEARD: "Isn't Turing an operating system?"
"Yeah, and he's also the guy that invented Enigma"
-history girls

Updated on Wednesday, January 28, 2015


"Pokemon are like so weird, they always say their own names."


OVERHEARD: "It has more to do with oral stuff, than of the hand" - English 309A prof


OVERHEARD: "I even had a class in the freakin east campus hall... I didn't even know we had an east campus hall. Apparently its that little shed next to that engineering building. "


OVERHEARD: I just did it the pussy way. I took a screenshot.
-male student in 90% male engineering lab


OVERHEARD: "I'll bell my curve on your ass"

-One male math student to another male math student in MC


OVERHEARD: On the bus couple months ago...

"So there's this stupid course called biomedical ethics and like it's suppose to teach you ethics of medical things. Like if you kill a doctor, is that ethical or not, isn't that so stupid? How would that prepare you for medical school"

Updated on Saturday, January 17, 2015


OVERHEARD: But pop rock blowjobs? I've always wanted one... Is it nice for the blower too?


OVERHEARD: "we're like...the most boring school ever"

- girl passing by me in the slc


OVERHEARD: Environment society coffee shop: "Given that he was born in St. John's and went to Memorial, he speaks decent English."