OMG UPDATE: OMG Becky, look at her butt.

Updated on Wednesday, January 28, 2015


"Pokemon are like so weird, they always say their own names."


OVERHEARD: "It has more to do with oral stuff, than of the hand" - English 309A prof


OVERHEARD: "I even had a class in the freakin east campus hall... I didn't even know we had an east campus hall. Apparently its that little shed next to that engineering building. "


OVERHEARD: I just did it the pussy way. I took a screenshot.
-male student in 90% male engineering lab


OVERHEARD: "I'll bell my curve on your ass"

-One male math student to another male math student in MC


OVERHEARD: On the bus couple months ago...

"So there's this stupid course called biomedical ethics and like it's suppose to teach you ethics of medical things. Like if you kill a doctor, is that ethical or not, isn't that so stupid? How would that prepare you for medical school"

Updated on Saturday, January 17, 2015


OVERHEARD: But pop rock blowjobs? I've always wanted one... Is it nice for the blower too?


OVERHEARD: "we're like...the most boring school ever"

- girl passing by me in the slc


OVERHEARD: Environment society coffee shop: "Given that he was born in St. John's and went to Memorial, he speaks decent English."


OVERHEARD: "So what's the difference between an embryo and a fetus?"
"I think they are the same thing"
- 2 guys walking into the embryology final last semester.

Updated on Saturday, January 10, 2015


OVERHEARD: "During my first winter in Canada, I learned how to not wipe out....the hard way. DONT STEP ON THE CLEAR PATCHES. ITS ALL ICE. DONT DO IT"- Girl to her friend sliding around outside the SLC


OVERHEARD: Girl on the bus Friday morning: "It's only the first week of classes and everyone already looks miserable"

Updated on Tuesday, January 6, 2015


OVERHEARD: "There was an exam years ago where someone pulled the fire alarm, and a student got answers from the outside that way.

Do you know what we do when this happens while we write an exam to prevent cheating? We will all die together, in this room." -Dinghai Xu on Cheating

Updated on Sunday, December 14, 2014


OVERHEARD: "If you don't tuck your shirt into your pants, aren't you just tucking your pants into your shirt?" - some likely stoned high school kid on the 201

Updated on Friday, December 12, 2014


OVERHEARD: See, some of you creep facebook, I creep Learn. - Pharmacy prof

Updated on Tuesday, December 9, 2014


OVERHEARD: "I spent more time writing that exam than I did studying for it." - guy in residence cafeteria

Updated on Sunday, December 7, 2014


OVERHEARD: "We should cut off immigration from countries that harbour or have had terrorist activity" .. so no immigration from Pakistan, Afghanistan, Syria etc- PSCI100 ignorant student

Updated on Saturday, December 6, 2014


OVERHEARD: Some guy before writing the ELPE "I'm planning on writing it from left to right"


OVERHEARD: "I can invert a 3x3 matrix in my sleep" - Prof Brent Matheson to Prof Surya Banerjee

Updated on Sunday, November 23, 2014


OVERHEARD: "Halal meat is the same thing as nornal meat but blessed" Ignorant white girl


OVERHEARD: "I swear if he wasn't gay I would hate him so much"
- Some girl


OVERHEARD: In DC cafeteria "she banged 6 guys in one night"
..."this was in grade 10"


OVERHEARD: Overhead on the second floor of SLC:
"I don't go around pinching my nipples all day!"

Updated on Wednesday, November 19, 2014


OVERHEARD: "So there's this stupid elective called biomedical ethics and like it's suppose to teach you the ethics of medical things. Like if you kill a doctor is that ethical or not - isn't that so stupid? How would that prepare you for medical school, what a dumb elective"



OVERHEARD: Girl: Would you like to buy a Samosay?

At an event called "Culture Bash" happening in the SLC- Multi Purpose Room

...I'd say the bashing event was successful