OMG UPDATE: OMG Becky, look at her butt.

Updated on Tuesday, February 24, 2015

#2012

OVERHEARD: Guy: "you eat with your hand, not your asshole" 

#2011

OVERHEARD: "If a comma is the thing at the bottom, what's the thing at the top? Oh, an apostrophe? How do you use that?" - Girl in my English Class

#2010

OVERHEARD: Standing in SLC Timmies line and two older men from Athletics (seemed like coaches) say "Feds Fusion? More like Feds Confusion. I read their website, they are dumb as hell"

#2009

OVERHEARD: "So he was telling me that she had a really hairy asshole. I tried saying like yeah everyone's got some hair in their asshole but he said NO it was like dark and fuzzy."
"But she's so hot."
"I know right?"
-some girls on the tenth floor of DP

#2008

OVERHEARD: "He's a drug dealer? Does he do anything else? But how does he do his taxes?"

#2007

OVERHEARD: When my laptop is on my lap, I feel like my eggs are cooking in my ovaries.
- Some girl with a laptop.

#2006

OVERHEARD: Over heard in V1 shower at 2 AM... "Yeah like, I always pee in the shower! Pools too. Like, if I have to go pee while lifeguarding, I just pee in the pool! Everyone does it!"... p.s. you know exactly who you are if you read this, and you know exactly who I am if you read this. For the love of god, please refrain from peeing in the showers.

Updated on Sunday, February 1, 2015

#2005

OVERHEARD: At the Feds Services debate.. "So, I think that if people can donate or pay what they can when they pick up their food from the food bank, that would give the food bank more money"... a clueless VPIN candidate

#2004

OVERHEARD: "Isn't Turing an operating system?"
"Yeah, and he's also the guy that invented Enigma"
-history girls

Updated on Wednesday, January 28, 2015

#2003

OVERHEARD:
"Pokemon are like so weird, they always say their own names."

#2002

OVERHEARD: "It has more to do with oral stuff, than of the hand" - English 309A prof

#2001

OVERHEARD: "I even had a class in the freakin east campus hall... I didn't even know we had an east campus hall. Apparently its that little shed next to that engineering building. "

#2000

OVERHEARD: I just did it the pussy way. I took a screenshot.
-male student in 90% male engineering lab

#1999

OVERHEARD: "I'll bell my curve on your ass"

-One male math student to another male math student in MC

#1998

OVERHEARD: On the bus couple months ago...

"So there's this stupid course called biomedical ethics and like it's suppose to teach you ethics of medical things. Like if you kill a doctor, is that ethical or not, isn't that so stupid? How would that prepare you for medical school"

Updated on Saturday, January 17, 2015

#1997

OVERHEARD: But pop rock blowjobs? I've always wanted one... Is it nice for the blower too?

#1996

OVERHEARD: "we're like...the most boring school ever"

- girl passing by me in the slc

#1995

OVERHEARD: Environment society coffee shop: "Given that he was born in St. John's and went to Memorial, he speaks decent English."

#1994

OVERHEARD: "So what's the difference between an embryo and a fetus?"
"I think they are the same thing"
- 2 guys walking into the embryology final last semester.

Updated on Saturday, January 10, 2015

#1993

OVERHEARD: "During my first winter in Canada, I learned how to not wipe out....the hard way. DONT STEP ON THE CLEAR PATCHES. ITS ALL ICE. DONT DO IT"- Girl to her friend sliding around outside the SLC

#1992

OVERHEARD: Girl on the bus Friday morning: "It's only the first week of classes and everyone already looks miserable"

Updated on Tuesday, January 6, 2015

#1991

OVERHEARD: "There was an exam years ago where someone pulled the fire alarm, and a student got answers from the outside that way.

Do you know what we do when this happens while we write an exam to prevent cheating? We will all die together, in this room." -Dinghai Xu on Cheating

Updated on Sunday, December 14, 2014

#1990

OVERHEARD: "If you don't tuck your shirt into your pants, aren't you just tucking your pants into your shirt?" - some likely stoned high school kid on the 201

Updated on Friday, December 12, 2014

#1989

OVERHEARD: See, some of you creep facebook, I creep Learn. - Pharmacy prof

Updated on Tuesday, December 9, 2014

#1988

OVERHEARD: "I spent more time writing that exam than I did studying for it." - guy in residence cafeteria