OMG UPDATE: OMG Becky, look at her butt.

Updated on Wednesday, October 15, 2014

#1959

OVERHEARD: "Laurier has fall reading week?"
"They read?!"

#1958

OVERHEARD: Context: Quantum mechanics assignment discussion
"What's your problem?" 
"I can't find the D."

Updated on Saturday, October 11, 2014

#1957

OVERHEARD: Some asian girl with a Jake the Dog backpack at Math CnD

Girl: "It's so stupid how smart he is"

#1956

OVERHEARD: "OMG remember that time when we had shots of water?!"
-Outside AL

#1955

OVERHEARD: "I wanted to be a Mennonite but that wasn't happening" - construction guy by Biology

Updated on Thursday, October 9, 2014

#1954

OVERHEARD: "Uh oh, my banana muffin has a raison in it." DP Library

#1953

OVERHEARD: "Just talk amongst yourselves while I kill this Furby."

Updated on Monday, October 6, 2014

#1952

OVERHEARD:
"A man's relationship with his tinder is a very personal thing"

Updated on Sunday, October 5, 2014

#1951

OVERHEARD: Guy and girl studying for some sort of geography test...

Guy: "Where are the Maritimes?"

Girl: "Thats like Alberta and Manitoba and stuff, right?"

#1950

OVERHEARD: In front of SLC
"You know you study too much when your mom tells you to stop."

Updated on Monday, September 29, 2014

#1949

OVERHEARD:
"Do you know what's my favorite string? It's not the g-string" - MATH239

#1948

OVERHEARD: During Laurier's homecoming weekend.
"Where's Waterloo's school spirit?"
"In the DC library..."

#1947

OVERHEARD:
SCH Timmies worker: I had strep throat this morning.. I shouldn't even be here

#1946

OVERHEARD:
"Did Aristotle believe in ghosts?" - PHIL 224

Updated on Friday, September 19, 2014

#1945

OVERHEARD: 30 minutes before the ELPE in DC:

Does spelling count?

Updated on Thursday, September 18, 2014

#1944

OVERHEARD: "Is that a linear line?" -ECON 401

#1943

OVERHEARD: At work today:

"...we'll wrap the shaft and then go down where we want to go..."

#1942

OVERHEARD:
Tax Prof: There are two kinds of people, those who have read LOTR, and those who have not.

#1941

OVERHEARD:
"Hey, how goes your assignment?"

Updated on Wednesday, September 17, 2014

#1940

OVERHEARD: DC library: "How does this work? I took the Adderall but nobody is giving me more attention"

Updated on Friday, September 12, 2014

#1939

OVERHEARD:
Freshman 1: do you know how to write essays? they say we can't do 5 paragraphs anymore.
Freshman 2: yea, it's like.... um.... write thesis.
Freshman 1: yeaaaaa but they say it's like 3 paragraphs not 5 paragraphs? intro and 3 themes and conclusion or something like that. 
Freshman 2: Thesis man Thesis.

Updated on Tuesday, September 9, 2014

#1938

OVERHEARD:
A group of friends walking from V1 to REV

Guy "*mumble mumble mumble* Hippy Dance"

Girl "What's a hippy dance?"

Guy "You know?! When you get so high you roll around in the grass!"

#1937

OVERHEARD: Walking by the SLC:

"There are only two seasons in Canada, Winter and Construction"

Updated on Monday, September 8, 2014

#1936

OVERHEARD: A guy looking for textbooks a feds used books turns to his buddy: "The earlier edition [than what he needed] is only $20! Do you think I should get it?"

Buddy picks up a completely different textbook : "This one is $20 too. It's not even from my faculty. I'm just going to read it for fun."

Updated on Tuesday, September 2, 2014

#1935

OVERHEARD: frosh 1: This food taste soooooo good!
frosh 2: I knowww! When I had it last night it was like an orgasm in my mouth!!!

overheard in v1 caf