OMG UPDATE: OMG Becky, look at her butt.

Updated on Tuesday, February 24, 2015


OVERHEARD: Guy: "you eat with your hand, not your asshole" 


OVERHEARD: "If a comma is the thing at the bottom, what's the thing at the top? Oh, an apostrophe? How do you use that?" - Girl in my English Class


OVERHEARD: Standing in SLC Timmies line and two older men from Athletics (seemed like coaches) say "Feds Fusion? More like Feds Confusion. I read their website, they are dumb as hell"


OVERHEARD: "So he was telling me that she had a really hairy asshole. I tried saying like yeah everyone's got some hair in their asshole but he said NO it was like dark and fuzzy."
"But she's so hot."
"I know right?"
-some girls on the tenth floor of DP


OVERHEARD: "He's a drug dealer? Does he do anything else? But how does he do his taxes?"


OVERHEARD: When my laptop is on my lap, I feel like my eggs are cooking in my ovaries.
- Some girl with a laptop.


OVERHEARD: Over heard in V1 shower at 2 AM... "Yeah like, I always pee in the shower! Pools too. Like, if I have to go pee while lifeguarding, I just pee in the pool! Everyone does it!"... p.s. you know exactly who you are if you read this, and you know exactly who I am if you read this. For the love of god, please refrain from peeing in the showers.

Updated on Sunday, February 1, 2015


OVERHEARD: At the Feds Services debate.. "So, I think that if people can donate or pay what they can when they pick up their food from the food bank, that would give the food bank more money"... a clueless VPIN candidate


OVERHEARD: "Isn't Turing an operating system?"
"Yeah, and he's also the guy that invented Enigma"
-history girls

Updated on Wednesday, January 28, 2015


"Pokemon are like so weird, they always say their own names."


OVERHEARD: "It has more to do with oral stuff, than of the hand" - English 309A prof


OVERHEARD: "I even had a class in the freakin east campus hall... I didn't even know we had an east campus hall. Apparently its that little shed next to that engineering building. "


OVERHEARD: I just did it the pussy way. I took a screenshot.
-male student in 90% male engineering lab


OVERHEARD: "I'll bell my curve on your ass"

-One male math student to another male math student in MC


OVERHEARD: On the bus couple months ago...

"So there's this stupid course called biomedical ethics and like it's suppose to teach you ethics of medical things. Like if you kill a doctor, is that ethical or not, isn't that so stupid? How would that prepare you for medical school"

Updated on Saturday, January 17, 2015


OVERHEARD: But pop rock blowjobs? I've always wanted one... Is it nice for the blower too?


OVERHEARD: "we're like...the most boring school ever"

- girl passing by me in the slc


OVERHEARD: Environment society coffee shop: "Given that he was born in St. John's and went to Memorial, he speaks decent English."


OVERHEARD: "So what's the difference between an embryo and a fetus?"
"I think they are the same thing"
- 2 guys walking into the embryology final last semester.

Updated on Saturday, January 10, 2015


OVERHEARD: "During my first winter in Canada, I learned how to not wipe out....the hard way. DONT STEP ON THE CLEAR PATCHES. ITS ALL ICE. DONT DO IT"- Girl to her friend sliding around outside the SLC


OVERHEARD: Girl on the bus Friday morning: "It's only the first week of classes and everyone already looks miserable"

Updated on Tuesday, January 6, 2015


OVERHEARD: "There was an exam years ago where someone pulled the fire alarm, and a student got answers from the outside that way.

Do you know what we do when this happens while we write an exam to prevent cheating? We will all die together, in this room." -Dinghai Xu on Cheating

Updated on Sunday, December 14, 2014


OVERHEARD: "If you don't tuck your shirt into your pants, aren't you just tucking your pants into your shirt?" - some likely stoned high school kid on the 201

Updated on Friday, December 12, 2014


OVERHEARD: See, some of you creep facebook, I creep Learn. - Pharmacy prof

Updated on Tuesday, December 9, 2014


OVERHEARD: "I spent more time writing that exam than I did studying for it." - guy in residence cafeteria