OMG UPDATE: OMG Becky, look at her butt.

Updated on Friday, April 29, 2016

#2118

OVERHEARD:

At PAC: "I'm not religious, but I'm going to church after this exam.

#2117

OVERHEARD:

I just want to know a lot of girls and she's one of them. What's the problem with that?

#2116

OVERHEARD:

One guy said to another guy outside of St.Jeromes:

"You can't tell me to just not freak out. Like WHAT THE FUCK AM I GONNA DO with this arts degree!?!"

#2115

OVERHEARD:

At PAC "I've never punched a girl before, but I'd like to try that out"

Updated on Monday, March 28, 2016

#2114

OVERHEARD: Guy smoking outside regarding his friend's nipples:
"Look! They're so cold - it's like Frozen, the Sequel!"

#2113

OVERHEARD: Girl1: Have you slept with him?
Girl2: ...
Girl1: OMG you fucked him! How? When?
Me: ... *tried to awkwardly stare to make them stop
Girl2: *Proceeds with story.
(3mins later)
Girl1: OMG I should stop eating, I cant stop farting.

Whole time I'm across the table (SLC upstairs), trying to study.

PS: Are most UWaterloo girls so disgusting, or was I just very unfortunate today to witness this revolting strain of females.

#2112

OVERHEARD:
Walking up to CIF "I get so dumb when im high ... I can't get high for like 2 days before a mid term."

#2111

OVERHEARD: "I hate Engineering they're like honestly the worst."
*I look at her*
"Sorry...if you're in Engineering"
-A girl last term walking through the rock garden

#2110

OVERHEARD: Students leaving AL and one guy goes

"Why the f**k do we need to maintain a 70 average to stay in this program"

This guy is def struggling

Updated on Monday, March 7, 2016

#2109

OVERHEARD:

"It's very important to develop your oral skills" -- tall brunette talking about her boy problems on the couches in the SLC

#2108

OVERHEARD:

Two guys in DP looking at a girl's FB page:

Guy 1: She's so hot, I think I just came
Guy 2: Well fuck me in the ass and call me Sally, how does a girl even get a body like that?
Guy 1: and look at her dog of a boyfriend... 
Guy 2: That makes me sad.

#2107

OVERHEARD:

An Engineer talking to his friend in PAS:

"My life is like Rihanna... just work work work work work."

Updated on Monday, February 29, 2016

#2106

OVERHEARD:

"SIGH" - DC library during hell week

#2105

OVERHEARD:

Two guys behind me in DP:

"Man this midterm is gonna kill me..."
"You and me both bro..."
"Hey you don't think we have to know what root 4 equals...do we? Cause that shit's HARD..."

#2104

OVERHEARD:

guy 1: how many classes have you missed?
guy 2: I don't know, like 2...3?
*guy 2 looks over at computer screen
*guy 2: oh sht! we're on lecture 11?

Updated on Wednesday, February 17, 2016

#2103

OVERHEARD:

"Hey, I am not wearing underwear", a guy says and the girl then looks at the guy's pants.

Updated on Thursday, February 11, 2016

#2102

OVERHEARD:

Two girls in ECH:

Watermelons are my favourite.
Are melons fruit?
...
(After extensive research)
Melons are berries
Oh melons are fruit

Updated on Thursday, February 4, 2016

#2101

OVERHEARD:

Waterloo Alumni's in the QNC during exam SZN

"Remember when we were here Bill?"
"Yea I do..."
"It still smells like panic in the air..."

#2100

OVERHEARD:

"I didn't know to do the quiz because there wasn't a notification from LEARN"

...it's week 5. Our class has had weekly quiz since week 1.

Updated on Tuesday, February 2, 2016

#2099

OVERHEARD:

"The only reason I go to school here is to get a job--I fucking hate this place."

Updated on Thursday, January 21, 2016

#2098

OVERHEARD:

Prof: This is the key to recovering "joints" from "marginals"

Updated on Friday, January 8, 2016

#2097

OVERHEARD:

Prof "Critical thinking requires NUMERACY!"
Blonde girl "NOOOO!"

Updated on Tuesday, January 5, 2016

#2096

OVERHEARD:

"If you plan on cheating, please let me know in advance so that I can get the paper work ready" - Prof Pinheiro, Biol 414

Updated on Monday, January 4, 2016

#2095

OVERHEARD:

ECE 106 Prof: "You can't approach anything directly in the Cartesian plane. You have to flank it!"

#2094

OVERHEARD:

At Molly's, a conversation between two drunks:
Girl: Am I a tease?
Guy: Yeah, you kinda are.
Girl: WTH? HOW AM I A TEASE?!
Guy: Well remember that time you offered me a blowjob and didn't follow through?
Girl: WTF. We're friends, I was obviously joking!