OMG UPDATE: OMG Becky, look at her butt.

Updated on Monday, September 29, 2014


"Do you know what's my favorite string? It's not the g-string" - MATH239


OVERHEARD: During Laurier's homecoming weekend.
"Where's Waterloo's school spirit?"
"In the DC library..."


SCH Timmies worker: I had strep throat this morning.. I shouldn't even be here


"Did Aristotle believe in ghosts?" - PHIL 224

Updated on Friday, September 19, 2014


OVERHEARD: 30 minutes before the ELPE in DC:

Does spelling count?

Updated on Thursday, September 18, 2014


OVERHEARD: "Is that a linear line?" -ECON 401


OVERHEARD: At work today:

"...we'll wrap the shaft and then go down where we want to go..."


Tax Prof: There are two kinds of people, those who have read LOTR, and those who have not.


"Hey, how goes your assignment?"

Updated on Wednesday, September 17, 2014


OVERHEARD: DC library: "How does this work? I took the Adderall but nobody is giving me more attention"

Updated on Friday, September 12, 2014


Freshman 1: do you know how to write essays? they say we can't do 5 paragraphs anymore.
Freshman 2: yea, it's like.... um.... write thesis.
Freshman 1: yeaaaaa but they say it's like 3 paragraphs not 5 paragraphs? intro and 3 themes and conclusion or something like that. 
Freshman 2: Thesis man Thesis.

Updated on Tuesday, September 9, 2014


A group of friends walking from V1 to REV

Guy "*mumble mumble mumble* Hippy Dance"

Girl "What's a hippy dance?"

Guy "You know?! When you get so high you roll around in the grass!"


OVERHEARD: Walking by the SLC:

"There are only two seasons in Canada, Winter and Construction"

Updated on Monday, September 8, 2014


OVERHEARD: A guy looking for textbooks a feds used books turns to his buddy: "The earlier edition [than what he needed] is only $20! Do you think I should get it?"

Buddy picks up a completely different textbook : "This one is $20 too. It's not even from my faculty. I'm just going to read it for fun."

Updated on Tuesday, September 2, 2014


OVERHEARD: frosh 1: This food taste soooooo good!
frosh 2: I knowww! When I had it last night it was like an orgasm in my mouth!!!

overheard in v1 caf

Updated on Saturday, August 30, 2014


OVERHEARD: "For the people who view sex so casually, why can't dancing be the same?

People bang without attachments, but suddenly after a few good dances people don't leave you alone.

I just wanna dance, say thank you very much, then peace out."

Updated on Thursday, August 28, 2014


OVERHEARD: First-year 1: Where is Dana Porter library?
First-year 2: It's in the engineering area.

Good luck on your first year at UW :)

Updated on Tuesday, August 26, 2014


OVERHEARD: "I mean, she did cocaine as a teen, right? But she said that the worst decision of her life was buying a condo."

Updated on Tuesday, August 19, 2014


OVERHEARD: Girl: "If you believe in equal rights then men should have the right to hit women too"

No you idiot, nobody has the right to hit anybody!


Mom and her little kid walking through campus.
Kid: How old were you when you were a kid?

Updated on Friday, August 15, 2014


OVERHEARD: "Do you go down on the left child, do you go down on the right child, or do you go down on both children?" - CS TA

Updated on Saturday, August 9, 2014


OVERHEARD: "She asked me to pick up some cream cheese. I don't remember the name. It was something like pedophi.."


OVERHEARD: "I thought women studies taught you how to cook"

Updated on Tuesday, August 5, 2014


OVERHEARD: "Guys what's a linked list?"

Updated on Saturday, August 2, 2014


OVERHEARD: *This guy and I are walking towards each other on a path on campus and a goose stops between us*
*he stops*
*I stop*
he says "You think he's going to be cool?"
*I nod*
*we pass unscathed*