OMG UPDATE: OMG Becky, look at her butt.

Updated on Sunday, April 12, 2015


OVERHEARD: "If a girl with a great butt is going to wear yoga pants and a thong I'm going to pause in my activities and observe it for as long as I damn well please"


Girl: Omg, I just burped and vomited at the same time.


OVERHEARD: Girl 1: Mixed people are so HOT!

Girl 2: But I feel that puts a lot of pressure on mixed people..

Girl 3: Nahh. It's so true. I once actually googled Ugly Mixed Babies. There were none.


OVERHEARD: Brown guy #1: Man I hate Canada, I hate how cold it gets here in the winter.
Brown guy #2: Dude, you were born here.


"And I'm like 'Bitch, no YOUR graph isn't bipartite.' There was an odd cycle of a polyamorous bisexual transexual, you know."


OVERHEARD: (In an ANTH class talking about an extra credit assignment, prof asks one girl to tell the class how it was since she'd already finished it)
Girl: Now you make me sound like a nerd!
Guy in class: Don't be embarrassed of being an intellectual. That's the premise of a totalitarian regime.


Some girl on the bus: "Regina into my vagina"


OVERHEARD: *Three masters students talking in low voices on the 10th floor of DP.*

One abruptly gets up and walks over to the other to embrace her in a giddy hug (the one that makes the hugged swing back and forth a bit) and announces audibly *screeeches* rather, "eeeee! you're going to lose your virginity today!"

The hugged brown girl blushes quickly assuming a hue of purple.


OVERHEARD: SPCOM 101 Prof: "The unforced for of the better argument prevails."

Somebody who didn't turn off their Google speech to text search option's laptop: "If you said something, I didn't understand it."


Girl to her friend: "You know when they ask you to test vibrators?"

Updated on Sunday, March 15, 2015


Girl: "But I don't want him to end up being a missed connection on OMG UW."


OVERHEARD: *Guy in line at SCH Timmies making a phone call*:

Guy: Yo bro. I'm in line at South Campus Hall Timmies right now.....Yeah....No there is no North Campus Hall.


Girl: Ugh it's cold. I need some muffins. Err... earmuffs.


SPCOM 101 Prof: "That [Nicki Minaj] Anaconda thing, I was forced to watch it. I was very disturbed by it."


Very old man in hallway: "Well it's a good thing we didn't have kids eh?"


OVERHEARD: Prof: "How do you turn wheat fields into tanks?"
Student: "Communism"


Walking past the first year engineering office where the ELPE results are posted: "They should make arts students take a standardized math test."

Updated on Tuesday, February 24, 2015


OVERHEARD: Guy: "you eat with your hand, not your asshole" 


OVERHEARD: "If a comma is the thing at the bottom, what's the thing at the top? Oh, an apostrophe? How do you use that?" - Girl in my English Class


OVERHEARD: Standing in SLC Timmies line and two older men from Athletics (seemed like coaches) say "Feds Fusion? More like Feds Confusion. I read their website, they are dumb as hell"


OVERHEARD: "So he was telling me that she had a really hairy asshole. I tried saying like yeah everyone's got some hair in their asshole but he said NO it was like dark and fuzzy."
"But she's so hot."
"I know right?"
-some girls on the tenth floor of DP


OVERHEARD: "He's a drug dealer? Does he do anything else? But how does he do his taxes?"


OVERHEARD: When my laptop is on my lap, I feel like my eggs are cooking in my ovaries.
- Some girl with a laptop.


OVERHEARD: Over heard in V1 shower at 2 AM... "Yeah like, I always pee in the shower! Pools too. Like, if I have to go pee while lifeguarding, I just pee in the pool! Everyone does it!"... p.s. you know exactly who you are if you read this, and you know exactly who I am if you read this. For the love of god, please refrain from peeing in the showers.

Updated on Sunday, February 1, 2015


OVERHEARD: At the Feds Services debate.. "So, I think that if people can donate or pay what they can when they pick up their food from the food bank, that would give the food bank more money"... a clueless VPIN candidate