OMG UPDATE: OMG Becky, look at her butt.

Updated on Wednesday, October 29, 2014

#6322

OVERHEARD: Girl 1: "I think my tampon is like, lost up there."
Girl 2: "What? That can't happen."
Girl 1: "Well, I put it in last night before bed and it was totally gone in the morning and my stomach has been like kind of sore all day so I'm kind of afraid my uterus like ate it or something."
Girl 2: "Did you CHECK your BED to see if it came out in your sleep??"
Girl 1: "...Ohhhhhhh"

#6321

OVERHEARD:
"I've never had the booster juice here but IM SO PUMPED. I'm gonna get the kind with all the protein." - Bro in SLC

Updated on Wednesday, October 15, 2014

#1959

OVERHEARD: "Laurier has fall reading week?"
"They read?!"

#1958

OVERHEARD: Context: Quantum mechanics assignment discussion
"What's your problem?" 
"I can't find the D."

Updated on Saturday, October 11, 2014

#1957

OVERHEARD: Some asian girl with a Jake the Dog backpack at Math CnD

Girl: "It's so stupid how smart he is"

#1956

OVERHEARD: "OMG remember that time when we had shots of water?!"
-Outside AL

#1955

OVERHEARD: "I wanted to be a Mennonite but that wasn't happening" - construction guy by Biology

Updated on Thursday, October 9, 2014

#1954

OVERHEARD: "Uh oh, my banana muffin has a raison in it." DP Library

#1953

OVERHEARD: "Just talk amongst yourselves while I kill this Furby."

Updated on Monday, October 6, 2014

#1952

OVERHEARD:
"A man's relationship with his tinder is a very personal thing"

Updated on Sunday, October 5, 2014

#1951

OVERHEARD: Guy and girl studying for some sort of geography test...

Guy: "Where are the Maritimes?"

Girl: "Thats like Alberta and Manitoba and stuff, right?"

#1950

OVERHEARD: In front of SLC
"You know you study too much when your mom tells you to stop."

Updated on Monday, September 29, 2014

#1949

OVERHEARD:
"Do you know what's my favorite string? It's not the g-string" - MATH239

#1948

OVERHEARD: During Laurier's homecoming weekend.
"Where's Waterloo's school spirit?"
"In the DC library..."

#1947

OVERHEARD:
SCH Timmies worker: I had strep throat this morning.. I shouldn't even be here

#1946

OVERHEARD:
"Did Aristotle believe in ghosts?" - PHIL 224

Updated on Friday, September 19, 2014

#1945

OVERHEARD: 30 minutes before the ELPE in DC:

Does spelling count?

Updated on Thursday, September 18, 2014

#1944

OVERHEARD: "Is that a linear line?" -ECON 401

#1943

OVERHEARD: At work today:

"...we'll wrap the shaft and then go down where we want to go..."

#1942

OVERHEARD:
Tax Prof: There are two kinds of people, those who have read LOTR, and those who have not.

#1941

OVERHEARD:
"Hey, how goes your assignment?"

Updated on Wednesday, September 17, 2014

#1940

OVERHEARD: DC library: "How does this work? I took the Adderall but nobody is giving me more attention"

Updated on Friday, September 12, 2014

#1939

OVERHEARD:
Freshman 1: do you know how to write essays? they say we can't do 5 paragraphs anymore.
Freshman 2: yea, it's like.... um.... write thesis.
Freshman 1: yeaaaaa but they say it's like 3 paragraphs not 5 paragraphs? intro and 3 themes and conclusion or something like that. 
Freshman 2: Thesis man Thesis.

Updated on Tuesday, September 9, 2014

#1938

OVERHEARD:
A group of friends walking from V1 to REV

Guy "*mumble mumble mumble* Hippy Dance"

Girl "What's a hippy dance?"

Guy "You know?! When you get so high you roll around in the grass!"

#1937

OVERHEARD: Walking by the SLC:

"There are only two seasons in Canada, Winter and Construction"