OMG UPDATE: OMG Becky, look at her butt.

Updated on Sunday, December 14, 2014


OVERHEARD: "If you don't tuck your shirt into your pants, aren't you just tucking your pants into your shirt?" - some likely stoned high school kid on the 201

Updated on Friday, December 12, 2014


OVERHEARD: See, some of you creep facebook, I creep Learn. - Pharmacy prof

Updated on Tuesday, December 9, 2014


OVERHEARD: "I spent more time writing that exam than I did studying for it." - guy in residence cafeteria

Updated on Sunday, December 7, 2014


OVERHEARD: "We should cut off immigration from countries that harbour or have had terrorist activity" .. so no immigration from Pakistan, Afghanistan, Syria etc- PSCI100 ignorant student

Updated on Saturday, December 6, 2014


OVERHEARD: Some guy before writing the ELPE "I'm planning on writing it from left to right"


OVERHEARD: "I can invert a 3x3 matrix in my sleep" - Prof Brent Matheson to Prof Surya Banerjee

Updated on Sunday, November 23, 2014


OVERHEARD: "Halal meat is the same thing as nornal meat but blessed" Ignorant white girl


OVERHEARD: "I swear if he wasn't gay I would hate him so much"
- Some girl


OVERHEARD: In DC cafeteria "she banged 6 guys in one night"
..."this was in grade 10"


OVERHEARD: Overhead on the second floor of SLC:
"I don't go around pinching my nipples all day!"

Updated on Wednesday, November 19, 2014


OVERHEARD: "So there's this stupid elective called biomedical ethics and like it's suppose to teach you the ethics of medical things. Like if you kill a doctor is that ethical or not - isn't that so stupid? How would that prepare you for medical school, what a dumb elective"



OVERHEARD: Girl: Would you like to buy a Samosay?

At an event called "Culture Bash" happening in the SLC- Multi Purpose Room

...I'd say the bashing event was successful

Updated on Monday, November 17, 2014


OVERHEARD: "I was almost conscripted into the Colombian army"

In SLC by the Imprint office


OVERHEARD: Can you imagine giving a lap dance to your man in complete silence? What if you're tired and he hears you breathing like a dog?

Updated on Saturday, November 15, 2014


OVERHEARD: "Chainsaw has all the ambience of a dive bar, but none of the prices"

Updated on Saturday, November 8, 2014


OVERHEARD: At the bus stop: "I see you in your gym clothes all the time, I figured you went to Laurier.... I'm gonna get so baked when I get home"

Updated on Thursday, November 6, 2014


OVERHEARD: "... this is why I shouldn't become a professor... This number had been empirically proven to be pulled out of my ass!"



OVERHEARD: Heard in the library cafe.

"I mean we're a great team, we know when to fill each others holes."


OVERHEARD: Girl 1: "You know, minorities only really come to Canada so that they can get special privileges over white people when the get here."
Girl 2: "Like what?"
Girl 1: "You know what mean, like how natives don't pay any taxes."


OVERHEARD: "Yeah, a spoonerism is when you flip the first two letters of a words, like 'bucking fitch'."

"Fucking faggot."


OVERHEARD: You think I'm pale? You should see my dad's thighs.


OVERHEARD: “If you don’t mind can you push a little harder?”
“Its going to hurt”
“No, no…I totally like that kind of pain”
Unknown Context


OVERHEARD: "If you fell through a hole to the other side of the earth, wouldn't you get launched like really high from all the momentum?"

"I don't know, ask one of those physics kids, they love useless shit like that."

-two dudes in the arts quad


OVERHEARD: "You haven't heard of OMG-UW? It's a rag site, but I just can't help but go there, like a dog to it's vomit."

- Someone in G. G. Andres' class

Updated on Monday, November 3, 2014


OVERHEARD: "My doctor won't give me a STD test until I make an appointment with him to talk about safe sex. I am 23 I think I know how to put in a condom."