OMG UPDATE: OMG Becky, look at her butt.

Updated on Tuesday, April 8, 2014

#1263

OVERHEARD:
A couple of guys I am pretty sure they are gay but not a couple.

Guy 1: Do you use lube when you bottom?
Guy 2: No why?
Guy 1: Because it is just pain without it

#1262

OVERHEARD:
Guy: "This is shaped like a turd but it looks like meat."

#1261

OVERHEARD:
Guy 1: *comments about Guy 2's draft*
Guy 2: yeah, I was drunk while writing it last night

#1260

OVERHEARD:
Girl: I can't believe I got g-banged.
Guy: Why not? You seemed to enjoy the evening.

Updated on Friday, March 28, 2014

#1259

OVERHEARD:
A couple walking in front of me in the mall, right before they part ways:

Girl: ... don't forget to get some lube too.
Guy: But I don't have enough money
Girl: do you want buttsex or not?

#1258

OVERHEARD:
"Do you know what a spike is? Do you know what a volleyball looks like?" — guy at math cnd

#1257

OVERHEARD:
I want GPS on my glasses. I always lose my glasses.

#1256

OVERHEARD:
2AM in Gear Lab: "What the fuck is a Bessel function?"

#1255

OVERHEARD:
Guy: I'm against animal cruelty, but not when it comes to geese. I'll kick the shit out of them!

#1254

OVERHEARD:
A professor in an email about cancelling class: "It's only contagious if I spit in your mouth; I promise that I won't do that."

#1253

OVERHEARD:
"I'm horny as fuck and just need to bone"
-some girl on ezra during st. pats

#1252

OVERHEARD:
Girl 1: Have you ever been to Kernels, the popcorn shop?
Girl 2: OMG yeah!! But I haven't been to the one at Conestoga Mall!
Girl 1: OMG REALLY??
Girl 2: Yeah. You know we should go out at the end of the semester, go to Kernels and get rid of my Kernels virginity!

#1251

OVERHEARD:
"I was doing my PPR and fairing, so I said hu hu hu, howuuuuurrdddddddd"

Updated on Tuesday, March 11, 2014

#1250

OVERHEARD:
"If you're going to deal drugs, don't do it at the lowest level" - RS Prof

#1249

OVERHEARD:
On co-op:

"If you're racist, do you get out of jury duty?"

Updated on Monday, March 10, 2014

#1248

OVERHEARD:
Guy1: You know UPS? Like when you know what someone is thinking?
Guy2: What?
Guy1: Like when you can pick up on what another person is thinking. UPS.
Guy2: That's ESP dude.

Updated on Wednesday, March 5, 2014

#1247

OVERHEARD:
Guy in BMH: "I'd suck her dad's dick for a taste of the recipe"

#1246

OVERHEARD:
At Williams 3 guys talking at the table next to mine:
"she said she had a nice ass so you know what i said to her? let me inspect it. so i started to slap it just to see because you know, i need to inspect it. then she starts squatting and twerking a bit"

"i f***d her in grade 6. you gotta start with different types of girls, i was like 12."

Updated on Thursday, February 27, 2014

#1245

OVERHEARD:
"Where would it be holded down, I mean, like where would it be holded down?" - Random girl in E5

#1244

OVERHEARD:
3 guys at DP
"Don't worry, it's not racist, I can't tell white people apart either"

#1243

OVERHEARD:
While Playing Cards against Humanity a person got five very boring responses to her question

"just because I chose Science Guy over Surprise Sex last round does not make me boring!"

Updated on Monday, February 24, 2014

#1242

OVERHEARD:
Guy: Did you guys hear? They're now making ray-mun burgers.
Friend 1: What's ray-mun?
Guy: It's some sort of noodle thing...
Friend 2: Do you mean ramen?
Guy: Oh is that how it's pronounced?

#1241

OVERHEARD:
People in the PAS lounge talking about the big game: "The first goal was scored by John Tweeeeees..."

#1240

OVERHEARD:
CS 330 prof: "That's the power of life: life sucks."

#1239

OVERHEARD:
Girl trying to untie a knot in her shoes but struggling: Girl: "man I don't even have nails long enough for this...I'm a bad girl"
Guy (laughing): "You're a bad what?"
Girl: "Shut up, you know what I mean".