OMG UPDATE: OMG Becky, look at her butt.

Updated on Thursday, September 18, 2014

#1944

OVERHEARD: "Is that a linear line?" -ECON 401

#1943

OVERHEARD: At work today:

"...we'll wrap the shaft and then go down where we want to go..."

#1942

OVERHEARD:
Tax Prof: There are two kinds of people, those who have read LOTR, and those who have not.

#1941

OVERHEARD:
"Hey, how goes your assignment?"

Updated on Wednesday, September 17, 2014

#1940

OVERHEARD: DC library: "How does this work? I took the Adderall but nobody is giving me more attention"

Updated on Friday, September 12, 2014

#1939

OVERHEARD:
Freshman 1: do you know how to write essays? they say we can't do 5 paragraphs anymore.
Freshman 2: yea, it's like.... um.... write thesis.
Freshman 1: yeaaaaa but they say it's like 3 paragraphs not 5 paragraphs? intro and 3 themes and conclusion or something like that. 
Freshman 2: Thesis man Thesis.

Updated on Tuesday, September 9, 2014

#1938

OVERHEARD:
A group of friends walking from V1 to REV

Guy "*mumble mumble mumble* Hippy Dance"

Girl "What's a hippy dance?"

Guy "You know?! When you get so high you roll around in the grass!"

#1937

OVERHEARD: Walking by the SLC:

"There are only two seasons in Canada, Winter and Construction"

Updated on Monday, September 8, 2014

#1936

OVERHEARD: A guy looking for textbooks a feds used books turns to his buddy: "The earlier edition [than what he needed] is only $20! Do you think I should get it?"

Buddy picks up a completely different textbook : "This one is $20 too. It's not even from my faculty. I'm just going to read it for fun."

Updated on Tuesday, September 2, 2014

#1935

OVERHEARD: frosh 1: This food taste soooooo good!
frosh 2: I knowww! When I had it last night it was like an orgasm in my mouth!!!

overheard in v1 caf

Updated on Saturday, August 30, 2014

#1934

OVERHEARD: "For the people who view sex so casually, why can't dancing be the same?

People bang without attachments, but suddenly after a few good dances people don't leave you alone.

I just wanna dance, say thank you very much, then peace out."

Updated on Thursday, August 28, 2014

#1933

OVERHEARD: First-year 1: Where is Dana Porter library?
First-year 2: It's in the engineering area.

Good luck on your first year at UW :)

Updated on Tuesday, August 26, 2014

#1932

OVERHEARD: "I mean, she did cocaine as a teen, right? But she said that the worst decision of her life was buying a condo."

Updated on Tuesday, August 19, 2014

#1931

OVERHEARD: Girl: "If you believe in equal rights then men should have the right to hit women too"

No you idiot, nobody has the right to hit anybody!

#1930

OVERHEARD:
Mom and her little kid walking through campus.
Kid: How old were you when you were a kid?

Updated on Friday, August 15, 2014

#1929

OVERHEARD: "Do you go down on the left child, do you go down on the right child, or do you go down on both children?" - CS TA

Updated on Saturday, August 9, 2014

#1928

OVERHEARD: "She asked me to pick up some cream cheese. I don't remember the name. It was something like pedophi.."
"Philadelphia?"
"Yes!!"

#1927

OVERHEARD: "I thought women studies taught you how to cook"

Updated on Tuesday, August 5, 2014

#1926

OVERHEARD: "Guys what's a linked list?"

Updated on Saturday, August 2, 2014

#1925

OVERHEARD: *This guy and I are walking towards each other on a path on campus and a goose stops between us*
*he stops*
*I stop*
he says "You think he's going to be cool?"
*I nod*
*we pass unscathed*

Updated on Thursday, July 31, 2014

#1924

OVERHEARD: Guy 1: Yeah, it turns out the eighth floor men's room of DP is where gays go for stranger-danger.
Guy 2: *stops dead in his tracks, wide-eyed* Man! That explains a LOT. I thought that guy was just fucking with me!
Guy 1: He probably wanted to be!

#1293

OVERHEARD: At PAC:
Guy 1: I lost my gains..
Guy 2: You should check the turnkey desk.

Updated on Monday, July 28, 2014

#1292

OVERHEARD: Some constructions workers..
Guy #1: I just found out my girlfriend was cheating on me man.
Guy #2: Dude, what's her name?
Guy #1: Maria.
Guy #2: Fck, I have to go!

#1291

OVERHEARD: Some girl completely bumped into me with a handful of envelopes on Friday morning and this is word for word what she said to me.
"Sorry, my bad wasn't paying attention!"
"No, it's ok."
"It's such a nice day, I just really want to be at Waterloo Park feeding the llamas right now...I really like llamas..and alpacas"

Updated on Wednesday, July 23, 2014

#1290

OVERHEARD:
Girl : I miss my boyfriend he's always away.
Boy : you mean our boyfriend ?