OMG UPDATE: OMG Becky, look at her butt.

Updated on Wednesday, January 28, 2015

#2003

OVERHEARD:
"Pokemon are like so weird, they always say their own names."

#2002

OVERHEARD: "It has more to do with oral stuff, than of the hand" - English 309A prof

#2001

OVERHEARD: "I even had a class in the freakin east campus hall... I didn't even know we had an east campus hall. Apparently its that little shed next to that engineering building. "

#2000

OVERHEARD: I just did it the pussy way. I took a screenshot.
-male student in 90% male engineering lab

#1999

OVERHEARD: "I'll bell my curve on your ass"

-One male math student to another male math student in MC

#1998

OVERHEARD: On the bus couple months ago...

"So there's this stupid course called biomedical ethics and like it's suppose to teach you ethics of medical things. Like if you kill a doctor, is that ethical or not, isn't that so stupid? How would that prepare you for medical school"

Updated on Saturday, January 17, 2015

#1997

OVERHEARD: But pop rock blowjobs? I've always wanted one... Is it nice for the blower too?

#1996

OVERHEARD: "we're like...the most boring school ever"

- girl passing by me in the slc

#1995

OVERHEARD: Environment society coffee shop: "Given that he was born in St. John's and went to Memorial, he speaks decent English."

#1994

OVERHEARD: "So what's the difference between an embryo and a fetus?"
"I think they are the same thing"
- 2 guys walking into the embryology final last semester.

Updated on Saturday, January 10, 2015

#1993

OVERHEARD: "During my first winter in Canada, I learned how to not wipe out....the hard way. DONT STEP ON THE CLEAR PATCHES. ITS ALL ICE. DONT DO IT"- Girl to her friend sliding around outside the SLC

#1992

OVERHEARD: Girl on the bus Friday morning: "It's only the first week of classes and everyone already looks miserable"

Updated on Tuesday, January 6, 2015

#1991

OVERHEARD: "There was an exam years ago where someone pulled the fire alarm, and a student got answers from the outside that way.

Do you know what we do when this happens while we write an exam to prevent cheating? We will all die together, in this room." -Dinghai Xu on Cheating

Updated on Sunday, December 14, 2014

#1990

OVERHEARD: "If you don't tuck your shirt into your pants, aren't you just tucking your pants into your shirt?" - some likely stoned high school kid on the 201

Updated on Friday, December 12, 2014

#1989

OVERHEARD: See, some of you creep facebook, I creep Learn. - Pharmacy prof

Updated on Tuesday, December 9, 2014

#1988

OVERHEARD: "I spent more time writing that exam than I did studying for it." - guy in residence cafeteria

Updated on Sunday, December 7, 2014

#1987

OVERHEARD: "We should cut off immigration from countries that harbour or have had terrorist activity" .. so no immigration from Pakistan, Afghanistan, Syria etc- PSCI100 ignorant student

Updated on Saturday, December 6, 2014

#1986

OVERHEARD: Some guy before writing the ELPE "I'm planning on writing it from left to right"

#1985

OVERHEARD: "I can invert a 3x3 matrix in my sleep" - Prof Brent Matheson to Prof Surya Banerjee

Updated on Sunday, November 23, 2014

#1984

OVERHEARD: "Halal meat is the same thing as nornal meat but blessed" Ignorant white girl

#1983

OVERHEARD: "I swear if he wasn't gay I would hate him so much"
- Some girl

#1982

OVERHEARD: In DC cafeteria "she banged 6 guys in one night"
..."this was in grade 10"

#1980

OVERHEARD: Overhead on the second floor of SLC:
"I don't go around pinching my nipples all day!"

Updated on Wednesday, November 19, 2014

#1979

OVERHEARD: "So there's this stupid elective called biomedical ethics and like it's suppose to teach you the ethics of medical things. Like if you kill a doctor is that ethical or not - isn't that so stupid? How would that prepare you for medical school, what a dumb elective"

#thingsYouHearOnTheBus

#1978

OVERHEARD: Girl: Would you like to buy a Samosay?

At an event called "Culture Bash" happening in the SLC- Multi Purpose Room

...I'd say the bashing event was successful