OMG UPDATE: OMG Becky, look at her butt.

Updated on Wednesday, September 30, 2015


Prof: If any man tells you he's never masturbated he's a liar!! Unless he has a medical condition, then it's okay. I went really off topic, where were we?


OVERHEARD: "Fist me Matt, please fist me!" - DC pathway


"But if we put the file onto your laptop, then like, I won't have it on mine, right?" - a blonde and a brunette

Updated on Thursday, September 17, 2015


"That's the kind of pussy I want to talk about" - Prof. Harris


OVERHEARD: Guy interviewing for a tech company: "I used to play this game called 'Bomb', where you go to an airport and one person says bomb, and then the next person says it louder, and then the last person to say bomb the loudest wins!"

Interviewer: "Yeah, if you're going to work for us, you can't do anything like that. Ever."

Guy: "OH OF COURSE NOT, I never would anyways..."


Girl at Choose your own Adventure night.. "I don't want to go to the drag show. I don't want to see a guy dressed better than me who also dances better than me"

Updated on Friday, August 28, 2015


OVERHEARD: "Oh, there was this guy. He was so hot he could melt chickens."


OVERHEARD: The guys at this university aren't in the friendzone. They're in the petzone.


OVERHEARD: "How do you spell Kush again? It's K U S H right?"

Updated on Wednesday, July 15, 2015


OVERHEARD: Girl 1: "He slipped and the tip penetrated my butt. It hurt so much"

Girl 2: "I am so sure he slipped..."


OVERHEARD: Overheard two girls in the UW Store
"Ohh, look. Let's get faculty sweatshirts. "
"Nooo! We don't want them to know we're in Arts!"
"Riiiight. Shit."


To the tune of colours of the wind; "CAN YOU BE FRIENDS WITH ALL THE COLOURS OF THE FACULTIES?"


"I like how we're at the stage in our relationship where we can use coupons on each other"


*in Geospatial Centre at DP*
White guy at comp: "Hey, what's your name?"
Asian guy at comp (beside): "......why?...why do you want to know?"
White guy: "...oh, I'm in your class!"
Asian guy: "Don't talk to me. I don't want to talk now."

Updated on Friday, June 12, 2015


OVERHEARD: "There is a way to do everything in this world - it's all a big trade off. Like you can totally have someone killed or kill them yourself - but you'll go to jail for 25 years. But seriously, 25 years is really worth it."


OVERHEARD: "Wait, do they reign over us?" - some guy standing behind me during the visit of the Dutch King and Queen.


OVERHEARD: Guy in library: My sister is going to the dick museum in Iceland


OVERHEARD: Geo prof: "She made a kicka--... a really great table. Phew, that was a close one!"


OVERHEARD: "Why wear SOCKS when you can wear CROCS?!"

- Some guy in the SLC Tim's


Prof : "I know when you're texting in class because no one looks at their crotch and smiles"


Overheard at Beertown:

Guy: 'I REFUSE to be neutered!'


Girl 1: I'm so fucked. I had a whole week to study for this exam. I'm fucked in the ass, fucked in the vagina, even all up in my mouth.

Girl 2: You know it's not the worst thing in the world.

Girl 1: ..Really. A girl getting gangbanged is not the worst thing -- Can you really say that to a girl getting gangbanged?


As I was walking past Turnkey

"Excessive politeness is Canada's pass time"


Girl 1: Can you kill me?

Girl 2: Girl, if you asked me to, I would shoot you in the face.

Girl 1: Thanks. It really means a lot.


"You should see some of the foreheads walking around .."