OMG UPDATE: OMG Becky, look at her butt.

Updated on Thursday, February 4, 2016

#2101

OVERHEARD:

Waterloo Alumni's in the QNC during exam SZN

"Remember when we were here Bill?"
"Yea I do..."
"It still smells like panic in the air..."

#2100

OVERHEARD:

"I didn't know to do the quiz because there wasn't a notification from LEARN"

...it's week 5. Our class has had weekly quiz since week 1.

Updated on Tuesday, February 2, 2016

#2099

OVERHEARD:

"The only reason I go to school here is to get a job--I fucking hate this place."

Updated on Thursday, January 21, 2016

#2098

OVERHEARD:

Prof: This is the key to recovering "joints" from "marginals"

Updated on Friday, January 8, 2016

#2097

OVERHEARD:

Prof "Critical thinking requires NUMERACY!"
Blonde girl "NOOOO!"

Updated on Tuesday, January 5, 2016

#2096

OVERHEARD:

"If you plan on cheating, please let me know in advance so that I can get the paper work ready" - Prof Pinheiro, Biol 414

Updated on Monday, January 4, 2016

#2095

OVERHEARD:

ECE 106 Prof: "You can't approach anything directly in the Cartesian plane. You have to flank it!"

#2094

OVERHEARD:

At Molly's, a conversation between two drunks:
Girl: Am I a tease?
Guy: Yeah, you kinda are.
Girl: WTH? HOW AM I A TEASE?!
Guy: Well remember that time you offered me a blowjob and didn't follow through?
Girl: WTF. We're friends, I was obviously joking!

Updated on Monday, December 21, 2015

#2093

OVERHEARD:

"There's a bijection from my nipples to yours."

Updated on Friday, December 18, 2015

#2092

OVERHEARD:

2 biology students studying in DP:
Girl: Is mold just a plant? I feel like it might be just a plant.
Guy: Is it?
Girl: I don't know!

#2091

OVERHEARD:

"My first baby picture was of me sucking on my middle finger. That's how you know I was a straight up G since I was born."

-A straight up G I passed in SLC

Updated on Wednesday, December 16, 2015

#2090

OVERHEARD:

A: "I'd rather lose my wallet than my phone"
B: "me too, but I carry a lot of IDs... :/"
A: "true... but I'd still lose my wallet"

DP 10th floor

#2089

OVERHEARD:

*What I thought was someone choking* - Turns out they were just speaking chinese

#2088

OVERHEARD:

"I don't even know if we're going to have a Christmas this year with all these exams..." - My roommate

#2087

OVERHEARD:

(Two maintenance men seriously discussing something outside EIT)

"It's a purebred poodle mixed with a purebred doodle."

Updated on Thursday, December 10, 2015

#2086

OVERHEARD:

"Oink Oink" as I passed a networking session.

Updated on Saturday, December 5, 2015

#2085

OVERHEARD:

Bus driver on the #9 this afternoon talking to a high school kid about snap backs and bald heads:

"...you come to this world with no hair and no teeth. And you leave this world with no hair and no teeth."

Updated on Thursday, December 3, 2015

#2084

OVERHEARD:

"If you are going to do cocaine, make sure you do powder cocaine that's what I've been telling everyone." - girl right before LS 101 midterm

#2083

OVERHEARD:

"Hey if you get too scared to continue just pull the fire alarm." - overheard before a midterm

#2082

OVERHEARD:

chinese

Updated on Monday, November 30, 2015

#2081

OVERHEARD:

"I use Tinder to meet friends" - girl in BMH lounge

Updated on Friday, November 27, 2015

#2080

OVERHEARD:

White girl to her Asian friend: "...but you're Asian so you're all about the mass production..!"

#2079

OVERHEARD:

At party

Girl 1: Are you and guy1 going to hook up tonight?
Girl 2: I already slept with guy2 this morning..
Girl 1: So?
Girl 2: True. He won't know.

Updated on Thursday, November 19, 2015

#2078

OVERHEARD:

Engineering Student 1: Yo, what do you know about that girl?

Engineering Student 2: Oh she hangs out with all the AFM kids.

Engineering Student 1: Oh damn. That means I have no chance.

#2077

OVERHEARD:

"where all white girls at? starbucks"