OMGUW - OVERHEARD: #111

Updated on Saturday, December 11, 2010

#111

Overheard:
Guy: In Texas, it's illegal to own more than 3 dildos
Girl: How would anyone know you had more than 3 dildos?

6 comments

AnonymousDecember 12, 2010 at 7:13 PM
it's six...
http://www.dumblaws.com/law/938
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AnonymousDecember 12, 2010 at 10:48 PM
omg i was the girl here lol
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AnonymousDecember 12, 2010 at 10:59 PM
omg....the girl who said this is my girlfriend lol
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AnonymousDecember 13, 2010 at 10:15 PM
omg im the girl with more than 3 dildos lol
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AnonymousDecember 14, 2010 at 11:49 AM
I once was professor.

Now I own dildos!
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AnonymousDecember 14, 2010 at 6:16 PM
^ Hope you're not in Texas
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