OMG UPDATE: OMG Becky, look at her butt.

Updated on Sunday, December 19, 2010

#125

Overheard:
Girl 1: I can't believe he ask you if he could put it up your stink hole!
Girl 2: I know! He was with his ex for a really long time, so now I wonder if he ever tried it with her.
Girl 1: EEeeewww!

22 comments

  1. Well to be honest, it really is nasty.
    So unsanitary :S

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  2. If you do it in the right position he will hit your G spot and you can actually come. It's pretty fucking brilliant. I love anal.

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  3. 2: So's putting your mouth on something the other person pees out of, doesn't make it any less awesome. Wash every now and then, you'll be good.

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  4. ^ not quite, urine is sterile, feces is not.

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  5. I might try with a condom but not without. Don't want to risk poo on my dick.

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  6. 6: Sterile don't make it taste like unicorn giggles. Wash wash wash.

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  7. I agree with 7, it could be fun!

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  8. @8, true, it's best to wash, but urine itself isnt the most putrid thing I've tasted. I have to drink my own urine regularly, its part of my culture.

    Maybe it's the "everyone loves their own brand" rule though.

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  9. Um, @10, could you please explain this culture in which you drink your own urine? So that I know who to avoid when looking for a husband.

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  10. @10..........WHAT :|

    @11 yes!!!!

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  11. ^ a simple google search yields http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urine_therapy

    http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/urine-the-bodys-own-health-drink-467303.html

    I'm certainly not the only one.

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  12. don't cite wikipedia, troll

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  13. ^ Be honest, you're a prof, aren't you.

    Seriously, though, 13, holy shit I've never been so interested in piss. I'd never have the balls to try it, but apparently the rest of the world does.

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  14. @6

    Your own urine is only sterile TO YOURSELF. So gettin it from someone else's ween isn't exactly the cleanest shit in the world.

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  15. lol, this is what students from the University of Waterloo, famous for its innovative and brilliant students, are talking about during the final days of exams. Awesome!

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  16. @16 - you obviously don't understand what sterile means. It's not relative. Either it's sterile or it isn't. If there's bacteria, it isn't. If there isn't, it is.

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  17. Better than him taking a stink in your pink.

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  18. I once was professor.

    I then give creamy stink bomb.

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  19. If you've never tried pleasuring yourself with a simultaneous prostate massage, then you've never lived. Seriously, it's a new level of pleasure.

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  20. I love it ... people are misinformed.

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