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Updated on Friday, February 4, 2011

#163

Overheard:
Guy: How great would it be if cum tasted like red Jolly ranchers?
Girl: Are you kidding? I'd give blowjobs all the time!
Girl 2: Kids would give blowjobs all the time!
Girl: That's why cum doesn't taste like jolly ranchers!

5 comments

  1. If it tasted like the blue ones, there wouldn't be a dick in the world that hadn't entered my mouth.

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  2. Time for some genetic modification :D

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  3. MINE TAKES LIKE JOLLY RANCHERS!!! WHEN DO I CLAIM MY BLOW JOB!?!?!?

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  4. ^If this were true, I'd have already fucked you dry...

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  5. @3 How does cum "take" like a Jolly Rancher? #confused

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