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Updated on Thursday, March 10, 2011

#211

Overheard:
Two random strangers on the 9 bus
Girl: Did you know the average guys dick is four times the size of his tongue?
Guy: No. Mine's this big flacid and this big erect.
Girl: Why are you telling me this, I don't even know you?
Guy: Because mine's so small it's funny. Isn't that funny?
Girl: No.

6 comments

  1. that's hilarious

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  2. That's a little fucked.

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  3. people don't have conversations like this

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  4. so the girl talked about penises to a random guy she doesn't know and then complains when the guy talks about his penis because she doesn't know him....

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