OMG UPDATE: OMG Becky, look at her butt.

Updated on Saturday, March 26, 2011

#294

Overheard:
Guy: Dude, seriously, on a scale of 1 to 100 how mad would you be if I fucked your sister?

16 comments

  1. 1. Trust me, she's not very good.

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  2. Fake! Stolen straight from texts from last night!

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  3. Not stolen, heard in McD's at 2 am on Friday. Though they may have been quoting texts from last night.

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  4. op quit covering your tracks, area code was from different area.

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  5. @5 - I'm sure there are tons of kids at UW who have a completely different area code. I'm one of them.

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  6. I fucked my friend's sister in highschool. She squirted EVERYWHERE. It was crazy.

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  7. You mean she pissed everywhere.

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  8. ^ haha #7 is a virgin & only knows about sex from porn movies. squirt isn't real.

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  9. @9 hahah, there's so much you still have to learn! Believe me, squirting is a real thing. I feel sorry for you if you haven't experienced it.

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  10. Seriously dudes. Squirting happens. It's not pee. I had an ex who was into watersports. I know the difference.

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  11. The "squirting" usually shown in porn is fake. That doesn't mean that a real version doesn't exist in real life.

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  12. Not sure people who haven't experienced squirting should be jealous. That shit makes a mess. I'm pretty sure my bed is way squeakier now too...

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  13. LOL 8&9 got TOLD!

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  14. oooh @9, I feel bad for you. You should think about practicing your sexing a bit?

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