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Updated on Friday, April 8, 2011

#316

Overheard:
Girl in a DC bathroom stall next to me:
*rip*rip*rip*Come onnnn*rip*rip*
-Pause-
FUCKING ONE-PLY SONOFABITCH

7 comments

  1. That happens to me all the time I hate it. I say the same thing, just in my head!

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  2. Wow embarassing...I didn't realize there was someone else in the bathroom...

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  3. Wow, I didn't realize other people were as passionate about toilet paper as I am...

    I like how they make the three ply. Its awesome!

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  4. ahh three ply is so soft...mmmmmm

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  5. Fuck three-ply...I only use FIVE-PLY. It's like a cloth for your ass!

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  6. Fuck five ply, I only use the SOFTEST OF NEWBORN RABBITS to wipe my ass. Next best thing to a rimjob.

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