OMG UPDATE: OMG Becky, look at her butt.

Updated on Tuesday, June 7, 2011

#351

Overheard:
Guy: Yeah, she talked all night, and then we woke up and she talked all morning... And there was NO SEX.

21 comments

  1. Bro thats BRUTAL but absolutely fucking hilarious

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  2. sounds like the worst date night ever

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  3. LOL you make me feel better:)

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  4. lmao, pretty sure i know who the girl is. she does this with every guy she's brought home

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  5. nah RL, that's just being a tease. If you're gonna bring a guy home with you from the bar, you had best at least give him an orgasm.

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  6. nah RL, that's just being a tease. If you're gonna bring a guy home with you from the bar, you had best at least give him an orgasm.

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  7. Of course, she's simply obligated to please you.
    Oh, come on, listen to yourself =)

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  8. BAAHAHAHAHAHA

    You got talk-zoned.

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  9. This bitch has to be the biggest sex tease/troll ever

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  10. @RL, I understand that you don't go out to bars and clubs often so I'm gonna go ahead and explain what the social norm is:

    When a drunk girl hits on a drunk guy and makes out with him at a bar/club and then brings said guy home, sex is normally expected by both parties. If the girl decides instead to just talk to the guy all talk, that makes her a tease plain and simple.

    Now that I have laid some knowledge on your ass maybe you'll think twice before writing such retarded bullshit on here.

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  11. RL, your recent comments have made me like you more and more.

    (I know that some troll is going to comment that I am RL, so let me say right now that I'm not and I have no idea who he/she is.)

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  12. @13, That's weird, because usually when a drunk girl and a drunk guy make out at a bar, I hear both parties worry that the other person is going to become too emotionally attached and make things awkward for the next 3 months.

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  13. @15: Thank you.
    You should drop by the chat, I'm assembling a cult of followers...
    No, not really, but we have some cool people there =)

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  14. @16: Only 3 months? One or both parties aren't doing it right, then.

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  15. I think it's ridiculous that a guy should expect anything from a girl. Its called 'getting lucky' for a reason. Unless it was discussed that you guys were going to hook up before you leave the bar, just be happy that you're not sleeping alone. Its called putting in work!

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  16. OR... maybe you just looked good in the dark and then she got you home and turned on the lights ..... HAHAH

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