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Updated on Saturday, September 17, 2011

#390

Overheard:
Guy with phone volume really loud: "Anyway.. I'm gonna go get back to work on the software design."
Woman on phone: "You need to get laiddddd!"
Guy: "I know. Bye Mom."

12 comments

  1. Not the person in question, but my mom once told me to make sure that I take a break from studying to get drunk once in a while.

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  2. Safe to assume #1, and Guy in post are both white? Asian/ brown rents would never say any of that.

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  3. My boyfriend's mom once called me over to my boyfriend's house to have sex with him during exams to remove his stress.

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  4. yeah, brown/asian parents SUCK. trust me my asian parents are the biggest bitches! that's why i blow random guys at parties heh! not that random like i still know them from class but you get what i mean

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  5. yeah! blow job rebellion!

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  6. This is the most made up post I've ever seen on this site.

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  7. My mom has encouraged me to party instead of study. Not gonna lie.

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  8. woooooooot #4 thats the attitude!!!!!!!

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  9. this is exactly why i act like i do cause you guys get so excited over nothing!

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  10. Sometimes, I read things on the Internet that give me a little bit of faith in the world.

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  11. @3 & 4- Both of your posts are HILARIOUS and just made my week!!!!!

    Ya, foreign parents are way tougher than white Canadian parents. I remember when some of my friends would say "oh come on, 1am isnt that late on a school night". In my head I would walk away thinking, ya maybe when your parents dont beat you when you get home.

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