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Updated on Saturday, January 28, 2012

#579

Overheard:
Guy: "well it doesnt help that you slept with him.... oh im sorry, blowjob cause thats so much better"

14 comments

  1. ^ WHAT. Is there another Mary??
    I DID NOT POST THIS COMMENT!!

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  2. Little girls with self-esteem issues...

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  3. ^ Or maybe she just likes giving blowjobs? I love going down on girls, I may be wrong but I don't think it's because of low self esteem.

    Honestly, oral sex should be part of everyday oral hygiene. Let's work on making this a thing people.

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  4. ^let's make it trend #blowjobadaykeepsthedoctoraway

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  5. can i give you my number #5?

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  6. I love having dick in my mouth.
    I don't think my boyfriend has a problem with this.

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  7. A blow job is totally impersonal. The girl has complete control. Nothing makes a woman feel as powerful as giving head. Suck on sister!

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  8. RealMetalMary are you the UW Metal prez!?

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  9. ^ but I didn't post comment number 2. still no idea who did!

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  10. a load to the face makes the world a better place.

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