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Updated on Wednesday, February 1, 2012

#585

Overheard:
Don: "..is it bad that I think the girls on my floor is sexy? I mean I'd ask her out but I dont know if I'm allowed..."

19 comments

  1. PROBABLY NOT ALLOWED. GG SRY NO RE

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  2. totes not allowed, homeboy.

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  3. Dons would not say this out loud :| They know it's not allowed

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  4. Whatevs, if I was a don I'd be all like schlonging them underage honeys 24-7. UW can't tell me not to do that, I do what I want because fuck you that's why.

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  5. ^ aaand that's why you're not a don. Thank goodness.

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  6. you can be charged with statutory rape, since you are in a position of authority. If they are over 18 you might escape the charges, but you can kiss you position bye-bye. If they are first years who are like 17 then yes, you are looking at a up to 5 year jail sentence.

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  7. ^ The age of consent in 16.

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  8. poor #6 has never properly investigated his options.

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  9. yall havn't taken law... 19 yr old can have sexy time with 16 year old even... its a matter of age difference. provided its not rape.

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  10. But, even still, anal sex has a consent age requirement of 18, for both giver and receiver. Vaginal sex consent age is 16.

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  11. I'm really horny you guys. What should I do?

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  12. ^ go hit on a girl

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  13. age of consent is 18 IF one of the persons is in a position of authority over the other: meaning teacher, doctor, etc (position of authority isn't even defined so anything goes)

    Age of consent is 16: if he/she is not dependent on you or if you're not in a position of charge.

    So yes if the girl is 17, don could face jail time.

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  14. don could also fuck a sweet ass and no one would ever know.

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  15. I'd just do it, whatever. Those first years must be soooo tight. They look pretty tasty anyways.

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  16. 15, stfu..

    anyway, the solution is that once the Don's work term is over, he can ask her out then

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  17. FUCK! *the girls on my floor ARE sexy.
    You're obviously not a don. You're just very stupid. I don't even think you should be thinking about you being a don.. lol its kinda sad.
    ok. tc.

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  18. A don could totally be plugging those tight first year holes. How could you ever get in trouble. Just deny everything, it'd be like impossible to prove. Nothing wrong with finger blasting a little first year on a Friday night.

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  19. They are more than enough old. Fuck rules. Just don't get caught.

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