OMG UPDATE: OMG Becky, look at her butt.

Updated on Tuesday, April 24, 2012


Brown guy: I love her so much, she's the best girlfriend I've ever had
Asian guy: I'm happy for you, but did you have to get an Asian gf. You're ruining my chances.
Brown guy: Relax dude, there's like a billion of them. You're good.


  1. If you're referring to Chinese, it's less than half a billion. And declining.

    In fact the number near your age and that you would find attractive number only in the tens of millions (unless you have really relaxed age and appearance standards).

    There are also many brown girls for the asian guy to date though..

  2. ^ Key word is "asian". So, a billion probably isn't too far off. And since when are people accurate when talking with their friends :)

  3. That asian guy sounds like an asshole. People who are against interracial marriages are racist, people who even need to use the term interracial are either referring to racists or are racist themselves.

  4. Why are all these commenters so butthurt?? What's wrong with you people it's a joke between friends LOL