OMG UPDATE: OMG Becky, look at her butt.

Updated on Monday, July 2, 2012

#735

Overheard:
Prof: Why do Jewish people were yarmulkes?
Student: That's easy! Half a hat; saves money.

12 comments

  1. So streets ahead

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  2. I'll show you the tool that's most important to our survival, but fair warning, it's my penis

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  3. this didn't happen

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  4. This is a LIE, ripped word for word off community. Proof:
    https://twitter.com/oldwhitemansays/status/25369481258
    I hope you step on a lego and spontaneously burst into flame

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  5. ^Stepping on Lego hurts. Never wish that upon someone. Can't he/she just spontaneously combust on their own?

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  6. "wear" not "were"

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  7. OP is the opposite of batman!

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  8. It's not that bad, I know someone who thinks all dogs are boys, and all cats are girls

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  9. There's no way to disprove that. Have you ever seen a cat penis?

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  10. Ughh you're the worst

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  11. Ughh you're the worst

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  12. Oh, [student name] is in this..?

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