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Updated on Thursday, March 7, 2013

#1030

OVERHEARD:
Guy 1: omggg my body is rejectingg the happy valleys I ate omgg so badd
Guy 2: omg I've never eaten there before happy valleys sounds like sex place

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  1. oh my god god god my body is rejecting(g) the happy valleys I ate oh my god god so bad(d)

    Really?

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  2. oh my god god god my body is rejecting(g) the happy valleys I ate oh my god god so bad(d)

    Really?

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  3. #1 do you have OCD or are you just anal

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  4. @3 IDK but #1/2 could use some anal and lighten up a bit.

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  5. ^ I remember the first time I had anal. I was always quiet when I was young, I had a really thin build but quite a lot of meat on my back end, I loved my body and use to not be ashamed to share it...

    It all started when I was about 18, I found my mums dildo and didn't really understand how to use it at first but then caught on very quick it started off with me fantasizing over my P.E teacher at school (GYM Teacher) I would go home after school strip till I was naked then sit there pounding my ass with this dildo whilst imagining my teacher was really here ****ing me, I use to cum everywhere I sometimes even use to suck my-self off and swallow my load where I was so horny, after practicing with the dildo for a little while, it just became an everyday thing to me after a short period of time, after that my mum was working all day and I came home to a free house and whilst my mum was out I went searching through her draws to find other dildos when one day I came across a pair of stockings, so I've sat there and put them on then got a rock solid hard on straight away so I'm laying there spanking my-self in this sexy little stockings when I thought I need a dick in me!

    So I got my mums dildo then next thing you know I'm laying there in my stockings deep throating this 9 inch dildo gagging and dribbling all over it whilst gently rubbing my legs in the stockings, i began to get really horny and put the dildo between my legs whilst kneeling upwards I slowly sat on this fat 9 ich tool as it penetrated my tight little hole and slightly moaned, I felt like a little slut almost like a little bitch, I started riding this cock like there was no tommorow moaning and groaning for more and pre cumming all over my mums stockings, I was spanking my-self in these stockings and really taking the whole 9 inches making my-self want to scream in esctacy, eventually after looking in the mirror of me in these stockings riding this dildo my load squirted everywhere and I just layed there feeling all numb as my toes tingled...

    After a few months of becoming gay sexually active I lead to act more like a girl, I would paint my toenails and wear high-heels with suspenders on whilst fingering and ****ing my-self, the anal sex just began feeling better and better everytime I did it, after a while I started wearing stockings and painting my toenails everyday even to school but only use to not do it on the days I had P.E, until one day I read my school timetable wrong and painted my toenails a really rosey red and war my mums fishnet suspenders, I walked into school and walked in the changing rooms like every other P.E day, as I went to take off my socks I noticed the patterned stockings under my sock and quickly pulled my sock up my P.E teacher Mr.Farrel looked at me funny and then looked away again, Mr.Farell was a Young black man about 6.1" maybe just turned into his 30's and was really muscle and had a rather athletic build to him.

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  6. He noticed me run into the changing room toilets and lock the door, all the other students went out onto the field and I was still sitting in the toilet cubicle in my stockings worrying about what to do whilst Mr.Farell waited for me, eventually he asked me if I was okay I just replied yes in a quivering voice and went red, I saw his eyes look under the cubicle to see me in some fishnet suspenders with my toenails painted bright red, he then unlcoked the door with his staff key and walked in he then turned and locked the door again, I kind of pulled my top over the bottom half of my body to try and prevent him from seeing but before I knew it he pulled the top away and firmly pinned me to the cubicle wall, he then beganplaying with my balls and kissing my neck he then said to me "get down on your knees very slowly and do me a favor otherwise everyone's going to find out about your little secret" so I resistingly got down on my knees and began undoing the belt of his trousers whilst he just pinned me in the corner, I slowly pulled his trousers down to find a big buldge coming from his breifs, I slowly pulled down his boxers and out sprung this 11" pulsing black cock.

    I began pulling it back and forth it was rock solid and ready to go so I slowly began licking the tip of it with my tounge making him twitch and groan I then managed to fit it in my mouth with a bit of a struggle but It got in eventually i then began gagging and dribbling all over his cock making him even more hornier, he then forcefully pulled me up and sweeped me off my feet putting me up against the cubicle door he then but both my legs on each of his sholders and started kissing my legs and biting the stockings then I felt his 11" tool strocking the ring of my ass hole, I was really scared at the time because this was my first time with a real man and he turned out to be black and muscle with an 11" dick ready to ruin my ass! I felt it slowly and steadly penetrate my ass, I let out a load moan and began weeping a little, he then started to slowly move his hip back and forth whilst holding me in the air up against the door, after a few slow pushes he began picking up the pace and started ****ing my ass like no other, he started licking the stockings and sucking my pretty little toes whilst ****ing me with his 11" black cock, as he carried on ****ing me it felt so good my eyes began rolling back in my head and my dick became rock solid, he ****ed me a little longer until I pushed him away onto the toilet and got back on my feet, I then before he had the chance to say anything slowly sat on his lap letting his bid dick penetrate me once again, this time I was in cotroll and began riding his shaft like a horse, up, down, up down, my ass checks slapping against his thighs, he started spanking me then I really started putting my hips into it, then after about 5 minutes of me riding it he began twitching and his breathing got heavier, he then moaned "I'm cumming!" Then I felt his long streaks of cum shooting up into my insides, it was so warm and sticky, he then just sat there sucking my toes for a while before I gave him a footjob where he then came again all over my face and in my mouth.

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  7. ^Cool story bro!

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  8. da faq did I Just read... Is it weird that it was slightly arousing?

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  9. Lol nice story. I remember my first time doing anal too :P

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  10. @8 No- it means you're a homosexual

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  11. I was annoyed with the spelling too. It reminded me of how girls typed back in elementary school.

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