OMG UPDATE: OMG Becky, look at her butt.

Updated on Saturday, April 13, 2013

#1065

OVERHEARD:
These two girls were on the bus (one wearing a Laurier sweatshirt and one with a UW lanyard...

Laurier Girl: Well, I don't know. It's hard to say but I feel like he just kind of, like, inseminated me. It's not that I feel pregnant or anything; I just, like, think he really wanted to cum inside of something really gorgeous *laughs* So, win-win!
Waterloo Girl: ... Were you wearing your "Sperm Dumpster" t-shirt at the club, again?

4 comments

  1. this didn't happen

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  2. it did in OP's mind

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  3. Yeah, this seems too well-remembered and perfectly-worded to be true...

    OP needs hobbies.

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