OMG UPDATE: OMG Becky, look at her butt.

Updated on Monday, August 12, 2013

#1090

OVERHEARD:
Laurier Kid:

"I was so motivated and determined to do well on this exam, I actually drove to the kegger last night so I wouldn't drink."

10 comments

  1. I brush my teeth shortly after dinner so I will be less tempted to have a late night snack.

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  2. I hope he didn't drink

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  3. ^ actually, he drank himself to death via alcohol poisoning. YOLO

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  4. Don't worry he just stuck a tampon with vodka up his backside.

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  5. I think this might be about me... I ended up drinking but I got a ride home and got a 55 even with a hangover!

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  6. @5 It's the same credit either way. Congrats on Passing :)

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  7. ^ you're a stupid loser

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  8. ^No, I just don't put my self worth in grades.

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  9. ^ You're also barely coherent. Have another drink, alcoholic!

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