OMG UPDATE: OMG Becky, look at her butt.

Updated on Monday, September 30, 2013

#1110

OVERHEARD:
Guy 1: Hey man have you ever tried adderall?
Guy 2: Nah man, what's it like?

Guy 1: Dude it's fucking CRAZY you are insanely focused for like 5 hours; it's like the equivalent of 10 5-hour energies.
Guy 2: Wow man I'll need that for my next linear algebra assignment.

Guy 1: Yeah and your dick shrinks by like an inch.

*fades into distance*

19 comments

  1. Kinda true, My ex's balls shrunk actually after using it for a long time.

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  2. Math 115 is a bitch

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    1. Amen. Passed that fucker with a 54

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  3. I heard ritalin or modafinil helps too

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  4. math 110s softies hahaha

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    1. hahahah 140s or go home rite

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    2. I wonder if adderall would help enough so that i could handle 145.

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    3. 4.b it pains me that people have stupid ideas like this

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    4. Oh really it pains you? where exactly? You should get that checked by a doctor.

      I bet its a case of butthurt.


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    5. ^ Butthurt over what?

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    6. 4.d why does it make you so upset that I think it's stupid someone thinks they need drugs to take the advanced level version of a first-semester first-year course?

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  5. Yay! Abusing prescription drugs. As if you were not stupid enough as it is.

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  6. How do you get adderal?? does it have to be black market or will a family doc ever prescribe it?

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    1. Any family doctor with a conscience won't prescribe adderall if you don't require it. That being said, lots of people sell theirs. I know several people with ADHD (myself included) that don't mind sharing.

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    2. Disclaimer though: adderall isn't really like this post. Chances are this guy was mostly drawing effectiveness from the placebo effect. It's not a magic pill, don't expect it to make you smarter.

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  7. Studied for Math 245 on ritalin, literally the only reason I got above an 80

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  8. studied after smoking crystal, brain was taking into WAY too much info.

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  9. dude, you see people on FB and shit with "OMG, 30-60 hours awake" where i'm like....pfffft "100 + hours, no sweat".

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