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Updated on Tuesday, October 8, 2013

#1119

OVERHEARD:
Walked past two girls from a tutorial of mine, and one of their friends, and as they walk behind me...

Girl 1: Hey, that's that girl from my psci tutorial.
Girl 3 (the friend): Oh my god, the blonde?
Girl 1: Yeah! Ugh, she does the readings.
Girl 2: I know, I hate her.

Um, sorry if you're a couple of vapid bitches, but that is not my problem. The readings are usually a short article I read right before class. Don't hate.

MOD'S NOTE: :(

17 comments

  1. That's ok. You can hire them to be your assistants to your political campaign and make them do demeaning things to each other for your own entertainment. : )

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  2. They're just jelly cause you're blonde (at this school means presumably attractive) and smart (or at least come off as so). They wouldn't be hating if you were just one or the other.

    TL;DR - They just wish they were you. Vapid bitches indeed.

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    1. What. How does being blonde automatically make you attractive?

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    2. It doesn't. Like I said though, at THIS school blonde is essentially used as an adjective to assert a presumption of attractiveness. Most white guys would tell you that.

      Beyond that, there's evidence in this post to infer that she's attractive. After all, this post was all about jealousy on the part of a couple vapid bitches. The way "Girl 3" says "OMG the blonde?" incredulously as if OP couldn't be smart, strongly implies that she outwardly fits the blonde stereotype (attractive, but assumed to not be smart), thus their jealousy would be intensified by this "blonde" being smart as well.

      Good enough for you 2a?

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    3. I think nowadays it has shifted to more men actually preferring brunettes. Still have to be white though, unfortunately, so since blonde implies white and most people at this school aren't white, your point may still stand.

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  3. Give them false information about the topics of the class before an exam

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  4. Vapid, what a great word. Don't let them get to you.

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  5. =( so much hate!!

    Keep up the good work blondie =)

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  6. They hate you because you do the readings? Oh boy.... don't let the bigots get you down. They're obviously jealous of you on many, many levels.

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    1. Maybe they just said she does her reading, then she also mentioned that she hated her- my guess is that OP is the type to raise her hand all the time to annoy everyone with her knowledge.

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  7. OP here- thanks for all the support guys, you're great! When I posted this, I was actually kind of laughing a bit at how these girls reacted to even just seeing me around. I swear I'm not a "know-it-all" in the tutorial, ours is like an open discussion, so I participate as I have something to say. I'm not sure why they were so bitter, especially considering they don't know me out of that class. Ah well.
    Thanks again guys :)

    TL;DR: You all are awesome, don't let the haters get you down! :)

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  8. How dare you do the readings OP. We're all here to do as little as humanly possible while still scraping by and you're making us look bad.

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  9. OP deserves a hug :)

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  10. These people sound fucking awful lmao. What the fuck.

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  11. Aww OP, they were just jealous. Now that I think about it, I've probably said things like that about people. Ex: "she spent the weekend in the library, I hate her" doesn't mean I actually hate her at all, I just wish I had her work ethic. That's probably how they meant it as well :)

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  12. Girls that do their readings are the hottest thing

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    1. they actually are. nothing screams ambition, tact and character like actually doing your readings

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