OMG UPDATE: OMG Becky, look at her butt.

Updated on Friday, December 6, 2013

#1206

OVERHEARD:
Guy on iexpress on the phone:

" Yoo dawg i have a new theory, smart girls have flat asses. My proof is i go to UW and leggings be sagging at the back"

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  1. This guy just announced to the whole bus that he doesn't even know where CIF is...

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    1. PAC is where dem' squats be craftin' fine round asses

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  2. I can already tell so clearly that I hate this guy just by the way you transcribed his words.

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  3. Truth though. So many sagging tights ...

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    1. watcha saying asian ass beats latina ass anyday

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    2. lol you're joking right 3a.

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  4. Plenty of smart girls know how to squat. Guess this guy doesn't work out.

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  5. LMAO it was me that was overheard... i take nothing back tho

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  6. I love my flat ass.

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    1. http://youtu.be/DEUuVvobTDQ?t=21s

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  7. There have actually been studies that correlate large butts with intelligence. Girls with big bootys are hella smart

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    1. how do you explain kim kardashian?

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    2. Probably just confirms that her ass is fake.

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    3. How do you explain black girls? You ever been on worldstar?

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  8. How do you explain black girls?
    BAAAAAAAAM

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  9. I have never seen sagging tights on campus, this guy has gone complete retard on the world.

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    1. Nah, they exist on campus. Like, really small butts. But that doesn't mean they're all small ...

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  10. leggings sag when u wear them a bunch of days in a row and trust me, we do

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