OMG UPDATE: OMG Becky, look at her butt.

Updated on Sunday, February 16, 2014

#1236

OVERHEARD:
This couple was joking around by saying how to make fortune cookies funny by adding "in bed" after the fortune. But then this happen:

Girl *reading a fortune from a cookie*: work hard and life will give you a reward.
Guy: thats what she said!
Girl: IN BED!!!!!!!

10 comments

  1. Relevant:

    https://xkcd.com/425/

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  2. This isn't funny at all....

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  3. hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me _… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
    DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again _^ hehe…toodles!!!!!

    love and waffles,

    t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m,
    OP

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    1. so ya just copy and pasted this from reddit didn't ya? Though I agree, this person thinks they're soooooo random

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    2. It's called copypasta you fucking moron

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    3. & welcome to the internet

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  4. All of you need to get out more.

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    1. Except you of course. We all look to you as a beacon of anonymous achievement and dedication, you special little snowflake. Some day soon, I hope for my neckbeard to be flabby and ingrown, just like yours!
      Such an inspiration <3

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    2. I'd work on getting laid first. You'll probably be busy with that for the next few years.

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