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Updated on Friday, March 28, 2014

#1255

OVERHEARD:
Guy: I'm against animal cruelty, but not when it comes to geese. I'll kick the shit out of them!

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  1. I'm going to bag and eat one of them.

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  2. Of course he would, they're weaker than him. Funny he should say that, I'd kick the shit out of him too. 6th dan black belt in jiu jitsu. Come at me bro.

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  3. Just tell the asians geese are free to cook and eat whenever they want. Geese population will decrease drastically

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    1. You're a piece of shit

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    2. That's hilarious but pretty rude at the same time

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    3. @4, if it was delicious, their population would be dwindling right now?

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  4. Haha. actually I have a family friend (my mom's ex-colleague's husband) who studied at UW a longggg time ago. When i told him I go to Waterloo, he told me about his experience with geese:

    One day, while taking a study break, him and his friends got way too bored so they went to the CIF field and beat the shit out of a goose. Put it in a bag and brought it back home and tried to cook it. He said it tasted disgusting and that it had a very rough texture.

    O.o LOL This happened about 30 years ago?
    This is a true story. I did not make it up.

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    1. He sounds like a horrible person, & borderline psychopath.

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    2. @5a, Lol i have no idea what they were thinking at that time..
      He's a really good man and a very good cook! His family is really nice to me.

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