OMG UPDATE: OMG Becky, look at her butt.

Updated on Friday, March 28, 2014

#1259

OVERHEARD:
A couple walking in front of me in the mall, right before they part ways:

Girl: ... don't forget to get some lube too.
Guy: But I don't have enough money
Girl: do you want buttsex or not?

10 comments

  1. Oh awks. That might have been me and my gf.

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    1. so did you get it ;) ;)

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    2. Yep. Turns out she's way into it. I'm pretty big so it took forever but her birthday present was a vibe so that kept her occupied.

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  2. smart girl, buttsex + no lube = "I didn't even know hemorrhoids could get that big!"

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  3. The first commandment of anal sex: Thou shalt use too much lube.

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  4. Haha @1 I thought this was me and my bf.

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    1. More likely you. We were talking quite I thought.

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    2. plot twist, you two are the same couple

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    3. Hahahhahahahahahahahaha

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    4. Nah can't be, I didn't get a vibe for my birthday present :P

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