OMG UPDATE: OMG Becky, look at her butt.

Updated on Tuesday, April 8, 2014

#1263

OVERHEARD:
A couple of guys I am pretty sure they are gay but not a couple.

Guy 1: Do you use lube when you bottom?
Guy 2: No why?
Guy 1: Because it is just pain without it

13 comments

  1. HOW YOU NO LUBE WHEN YOU BOTTOM?

    -Straight girl, but honestly curious.

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    1. it's impossible.

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    2. @1.a) Painful and may result in the worst hemorrhoids of your life, but not impossible.

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  2. Fake.

    you have to use lube. Period.

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  3. How about tons of spit? Or does "lube" mean anything that lubricates instead of just legit silicon-based lube?

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    1. You think spit is enough to fuck an asshole with?

      No. Its not.

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  4. I feel like they meant silicon based lube. My ex an I would only use spit and she could take me.

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    1. +1 for admitting to a rather thin penis

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    2. Your dick must be incredibly tiny or you were sticking it in her vagina

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    3. No, seriously, we used spit and my dick isn't small. It doesn't fit in a toilet paper tube. I mean we didn't go full at it like normal but it's doable. She just has to relax.

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  5. It was still a pretty terrible idea. The lining is way more fragile in the anus than it is in the vagina, and shit is passing through there and could lead to infection. You were still doing damage, but it probably wasn't catastrophic.

    Just freaking use lube, it's so much more pleasurable.

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  6. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zXDo4dL7SU

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    1. I am very scared to even open this link

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