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Updated on Friday, April 25, 2014

#1267

OVERHEARD:
*People laughing and playing never have I ever in res *

Girl 1: never have I ever had sex against a door
*laughter*
[long pause]
Girl 2: ... well it wasn't really against a door...

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  1. Probably an inside joke where people in residence heard their floor mates having sex against a door.

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  2. Wow so cool. Love being so young and wild. Party on. Yea. #JerseyShore2014weedpussymoney. Yea Yea. Sex against a door. Yea

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    1. This may come off as sarcastic, which is definitely not my intention - this is the best post in this whole thread.
      +1000

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  3. well what was it against

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  4. If against-a-door sex is notable enough for you to talk and post about right now, then I hope you're looking forward to the rest of your sex life.

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    1. I know right, bestiality is totally where it's at in 2014. I sometimes do it with my dog and my cat. Orgies too.....I love uninhibited ape-like group sex, cause I just love being a gorilla. OP, you're a loser for talking about sex with 1 human. That's like..... verging Christian. (Eww, religion was so 200 years ago).

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  5. "Never have I ever had sex" is a fun one that I can throw out. Everyone waits for me to finish the sentence, realizes there is no more to come, and they all slowly drink. I make myself sad...

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    1. Aww. Same here. Though I did get fingered once- funny story.

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