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Updated on Saturday, June 14, 2014


Heard this on the bus towards Cambridge:
(Note: Obviously not word for word, but this is essentially what happened)

Guy 1: Yo ,I don't even know who you are but I think we can make this work. You can date her.
Guy 2: What if I want you both too? (Guy 1 had a buddy)
Guy 1: Aw man it'll be like a love square?
Guy 2: Don't you mean triangle?
Guy 1: No.. I mean a square 'cause there's four of us. Well me and my buddy will be in the background.
Guy 2: Oh ok. So dude I totally forgot what an isosceles triangle is the other day What's a rectangular prism?

Then they went on to talk about how a triangular prism has a rectangle base. Yeah that's true... Any way you flip the triangular prism it will have a rectangular base. Also they has no idea what basic geometry was. BUT these guys were the highlight of my day. Funny people! They seem like nice ones too! Shame I didn't chime in to the conversation.

Complete strangers.


  1. Wait. Where they discussing sharing a girl or like all dating her or something?

  2. OP here. It first started out as all of then sharing one girl. I think they were discussing dating each other by the end of the conversation. I tuned out after a while.

  3. wtf did i just read