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Updated on Tuesday, September 2, 2014

#1935

OVERHEARD: frosh 1: This food taste soooooo good!
frosh 2: I knowww! When I had it last night it was like an orgasm in my mouth!!!

overheard in v1 caf

7 comments

  1. hopefully their vocabularies increase by the time they leave

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  2. ...what kind of food have they been eating up til now?

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    1. Semen, by the sounds of it. Great big glugs from a pint glass full of it.

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  3. I guess the food's gotten better since I was in rez.

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  4. V1 food is crap. They just get whatever costs the least amount (then charge you an outrageous price for it)

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  5. 6$ for 3 chicken pieces, people. 6$

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    1. I paid $6 + tax and tip for a scoop of ice cream at dinner today, so that doesn't sound too bad...

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