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Updated on Friday, September 12, 2014

#1939

OVERHEARD:
Freshman 1: do you know how to write essays? they say we can't do 5 paragraphs anymore.
Freshman 2: yea, it's like.... um.... write thesis.
Freshman 1: yeaaaaa but they say it's like 3 paragraphs not 5 paragraphs? intro and 3 themes and conclusion or something like that. 
Freshman 2: Thesis man Thesis.

19 comments

  1. someone's gonna fail the ELPE

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  2. >intro and 3 themes and conclusion
    Isn't that essentially the 5-paragraph essay? I might be wrong since I haven't written one in years.

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  3. Speaking is not as valuable as it used to be in the 19th-mid 20th century. People just talk to talk now, even if they must say nonsense and sound like idiots. srx...-.- *facepalm*^(infinity)

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    1. I concur with this to a startling degree

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  4. "Thesis man thesis"

    For some reason, I picture the guy saying this to be a first year Asian student, yknow, the kind that's really smug and has a GTAsian accent?

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    1. GTAsian accent? must be something new

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  5. @4.a) For some reason, asian people from the GTA (Markham/Richmond Hill especially) have a particular way of talking. I can't quite pinpoint what it is, but they all talk the same.

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    1. they start off your sentences with "Yoo.."
      they type LOL instead of Lol
      they say things like doe, so jokes, styll, bro, so shit, arms

      and they say they're "Trolling" when they're being annoying as fuck.

      "LOL trolling so hard right now bro!"



      Sorry.. lot of pent up emotions

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    2. Is there a word for discrimination on the basis of race AND region combined?

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  6. Everything in Ontario is weird! even Asians!

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    1. Everyone in Ontario is racist! even Anonymous!

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    2. I'm not racist. I'm just saying that Ontario Asians are not as much down on earth as Quebec Asians. You all seem to be on steroids, walk too fast and talk too loud like over excited children.

      Also, vegetables and fruits here have slightly different structures so I have trouble cutting and eating them. e.g. the hard-green part of tomatoes is bigger and apples have more seeds. Orange juice is also 1x more expensive.

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    3. And in Quebec you have to learn a useless language to survive governmental discrimination.

      Ontario wins!

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    4. Whatever, I'm trying to adapt myself. Ontario is still a very nice place.

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    5. I like that Ontarian orange juice is 1x more expensive. (If I'm parsing the phrase correctly) It means that it's the same price, but it sounds much more.

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    6. @6b: It's strange that you find them not as "down on earth"... I'm pretty sure all Asians are affected by gravity, no matter where you find them.

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    7. 1x more expensive than the original price : original price + 1x original price = 2x original price! is not it obvious?

      as for the reply on «down on earth»...I care only to facepalm

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  7. Fucking Americunts don't know what a first year is.

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