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Updated on Friday, November 13, 2015

#2076

OVERHEARD:

"Life is too short to dance with fat chicks"

11 comments

  1. Life is too short to give a shit about assholes like you.

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    1. This is overheard, so OP didn't say this k

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    2. spot the fat chick

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  2. You can't dance with fat chicks, you orbit them as they waddle in an attempt to keep any kind of rhythm.

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  3. insecure, immature popular high school kids detected.

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    1. Still harboring resentment for being unpopular in high school? That's okay, you're totally better now than those popular kids since you got to university, right?

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    2. Dancing with them would be like dancing with chemicals and toxins built up for years in their cells

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    3. resentful fat girl detected.

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  4. Too much wrong with this sentence to even begin to formulate a response.

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  5. Honestly your loss, thick girls who can move feel the greatest.

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