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Updated on Monday, January 4, 2016

#2094

OVERHEARD:

At Molly's, a conversation between two drunks:
Girl: Am I a tease?
Guy: Yeah, you kinda are.
Girl: WTH? HOW AM I A TEASE?!
Guy: Well remember that time you offered me a blowjob and didn't follow through?
Girl: WTF. We're friends, I was obviously joking!

9 comments

  1. Ah, the eternal struggle: guy thinks he's been deliberately friend-zoned, girl never saw him as a candidate for more than that in the first place.

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    1. what are you even talking about?

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    2. He (presumably this is a he) is talking about guys who become friends with girls simply because they want to get into their pants...unsure if you have been living under a rock or are just blissfully unaware...

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  2. Now, I think she's obliged to give him a blowjob.

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  3. As a girl, I wouldn't even joke about something like that. You never know if the guy A) just wants to get into her pants and takes it seriously, B) secretly likes her and takes it seriously.

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    1. Good for you. Unsure how this is relevant here though. Unless I'm missing the fact that one girl can speak for all girls...

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    2. Chances are that both of what 3 posted are true tbh. But legit, I hope more women are like you and don't joke about stuff like this. Most of the girls I know were initially ladies I wanted to pursue, but settled for friendship since no mutual interest was there. However, it doesn't take much to awaken the feelings again, let alone the penis.

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  4. LOL 3b. Times are tough for ya, eh.

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    1. it must be hard having your balls so close to your brain 3b.

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